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bobbert's avatar

Toxic waste!?!?!?

Luxury!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I couldn't continue after I saw that Obama killed an ice cream company. The humanity, the horror etc.

malsperanza's avatar

<i>we don't need that kind of free-floating paradox</i>

Too late.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Nostradam-i, Constatushunal Scholars and Hystorions.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...not really, but you carry a tune very well!

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I hope the tyrants lent you $20k to start your business, making that lemonade stand app.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/532021\/on-a-scale-of-peggy-noonan-to-john-boehner-how-drunk-was-sarah-palin-on-megyn-kellys-show-last-night" target="_blank">No need to miss it. </a>

Jared James's avatar

No one has thus far been able to account for the whereabouts of the six-fingered man, not even Richard Kimball.

Personally, I don't think he exists.

chascates's avatar

Wow! When I first clicked on this story there suddenly appeared a video regarding pizza. Is this a new revenue source, part of the story, or just because I've started a pipefull.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the level of "ass-clownyness" in this post is making me dizzy! Did I really hear someone say that a 100 years from now we may be slaves of the IRS?! The thought of some pale skinned asthmatic accountant with a bull whip doesn't scare me for some reason!

Ikimizi's avatar

Guns are now tax deductible, so stock up now!

Mahousu's avatar

Wait, I got this one: (1) Get rid of Obamacare; (2) Economic boom; (3) Everyone gets rich; (4) Everyone can afford healthcare.

See, the basic problem is that the threat of Obamacare has been holding back the economy for the last, I dunno, two centuries or so. Once we kill it for good, we're home free.

Ikimizi's avatar

I bet withoutvice doesn't get invited to many parties.

Ikimizi's avatar

I grew up in a tyrannical regime, and when I was 23, I moved out.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I dunno. At some point, wingnuts might have to accept a little personal responsibility for making it slightly more favorable to elect raw sewage than anyone with an R next to their name.