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I don't understand.

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Or Bob Heinlein.

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"complete ludacris" is the name of my next band.

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Hey, it would be easier to get to the beach.

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For that, I blame Ludacris.

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exactly- this isn't rocket science

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Did it have dispossessed Inuit throwing rocks and setting off bombs?

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+2 for obscure Monty Python credits ref.

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It's like trying to keep Mars flies in a Klein bottle.

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With votes, remember. Right?

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You almost exactly nailed it, except (accept??) that the Republicans are in reality highly effective administrators at achieving their actual aim, which is the precise scenario that you've described.

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Well, that's the last time I click on one of <i> your </i> (you're? yore?) links

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Yeah, I can see how tolerant you are- of the ones you approve of anyway. Get back to me when you find a decent rationalization for the swastikas, the slurs and name calling, the bullying, the vandalism, the shunning, the beatings and the ongoing attempt to drive people out of their homes against their will, Mr liberal Jew. Until then, forgive me if I take your claims with the world's biggest grain of salt. Nobody said you have to like them or approve of how they live, but here in America we've drawn real a clear fucking line about what is and isn't acceptable in how you must actually treat people and these townspeople crossed that line long ago, your pathetic attempts at acting as apologist for them notwithstanding. You can bellyache about Hasids until your heart's content, but while here in America they are entitled to be treated just like everyone else- free from the bullying, beatings and harassment from the inbred bigots you keep making excuses for.

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He had a happy ending.

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""I've lived in pine bush my whole entire leg"

I couldn't get past that phrase. Was the next one any better?

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