Hey, looks like Yr Wonkette wandered onto one of those news aggravation sites again. This time, we had an influx of new readers from the Gun-Fondling community, who simply wanted to have an honest exchange of views on the question of gun safes, until their comments went to moderation like all new comments do, at which point it became clear that
mahannaha almost made it in here. If only he had added an 'm' at the end of his name, it would have been a palindrome and, given the Palin love around here, he'd have had to be admitted.
Except - PSYCH! - his name would have then ended with ham, and given that this site keeps strictly kosher, he'd have still been banned.
THIS- I also know how to handle firearms. I own one and am considering buying another. I have no problem with the concept of gun ownership, In fact many of my liberal friends are gun owners and hunters. The difference is- I'm not a FUCKING MORON about them. I understand how important gun safety is and I believe responsible gun ownership involves more than simply keeping them loaded and within arm's reach at any given moment. I'm sick to death of irresponsible losers who think their gun is a penis extension. I'm tired of losers who are too dumb to realize that in today's world, every move you make is video taped, every cell phone call subject to eavesdropping, every email subject to interception, every bit of personal data is crunched and compiled and shared. Yet these goobers freak out bout the idea of having to register and keep track of their guns, as if a database will bring about the zombie apocalypse. Big Brother already knows what brand of toothpaste you use, which porn sites you surf, where you buy your groceries and what you buy, what ailments you asked your doctor about and likely things about us we never dreamed they could know- it's a little fucking late to start freaking out now. Where the Hell where you gun fondlers when the rest of our privacy was being taken away??? Oh that's right, you were busy telling us to STFU and be a good little patriots. You were busy yelling "MURICA, love it or leave it!" or "if you have nothing to hide, what are you worried about?" While you were busy making love to the second amendment, you were also shitting all over the first, fourth and fifth. So forgive me if I don't take your self indulgent whining seriously- apparently it's only important when it's your ox being gored...
here in AZ, it's almost literally easier for me to buy a gun than it is for me to buy my allergy medicine- less paperwork, less hassle, no restrictions on the amount I can buy. BTW, no AG was running guns- they were monitoring straw purchasers at gun shows who were buying in bulk on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, when BATF went to our state AG, he declined to prosecute because our gun laws are so weak they'd never get a conviction.
I knew that reminded me of something, but I couldn't quite ...
What were we talking about, again?
Disney security checkpoint fail, also , too.
GodWINNING!
You are asking them to choose?
Hey now.
I picture you as more one of these: <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/hanukkah.asp">http://www.snopes.com/photo...
so. bloody. sick. of. nazis.
can&#039;t we have like the Lannisters or Freys or something?
mahannaha almost made it in here. If only he had added an &#039;m&#039; at the end of his name, it would have been a palindrome and, given the Palin love around here, he&#039;d have had to be admitted.
Except - PSYCH! - his name would have then ended with ham, and given that this site keeps strictly kosher, he&#039;d have still been banned.
THIS- I also know how to handle firearms. I own one and am considering buying another. I have no problem with the concept of gun ownership, In fact many of my liberal friends are gun owners and hunters. The difference is- I&#039;m not a FUCKING MORON about them. I understand how important gun safety is and I believe responsible gun ownership involves more than simply keeping them loaded and within arm&#039;s reach at any given moment. I&#039;m sick to death of irresponsible losers who think their gun is a penis extension. I&#039;m tired of losers who are too dumb to realize that in today&#039;s world, every move you make is video taped, every cell phone call subject to eavesdropping, every email subject to interception, every bit of personal data is crunched and compiled and shared. Yet these goobers freak out bout the idea of having to register and keep track of their guns, as if a database will bring about the zombie apocalypse. Big Brother already knows what brand of toothpaste you use, which porn sites you surf, where you buy your groceries and what you buy, what ailments you asked your doctor about and likely things about us we never dreamed they could know- it&#039;s a little fucking late to start freaking out now. Where the Hell where you gun fondlers when the rest of our privacy was being taken away??? Oh that&#039;s right, you were busy telling us to STFU and be a good little patriots. You were busy yelling &quot;MURICA, love it or leave it!&quot; or &quot;if you have nothing to hide, what are you worried about?&quot; While you were busy making love to the second amendment, you were also shitting all over the first, fourth and fifth. So forgive me if I don&#039;t take your self indulgent whining seriously- apparently it&#039;s only important when it&#039;s your ox being gored...
Ohhhhh, I always wondered what you did in that situation. I missed that self-defense class - I had &#039;flu.
that was my favorite merit badge
No no no no! The 16 ton weight&#039;s for raspberries!
Very Interesting, but Stupid!
here in AZ, it&#039;s almost literally easier for me to buy a gun than it is for me to buy my allergy medicine- less paperwork, less hassle, no restrictions on the amount I can buy. BTW, no AG was running guns- they were monitoring straw purchasers at gun shows who were buying in bulk on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, when BATF went to our state AG, he declined to prosecute because our gun laws are so weak they&#039;d never get a conviction.
the elephant in my pajamas let him in...
Wasn&#039;t that an eighties alt rock band?