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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I haven't been paying attention I guess. I didn't know Wendy Davis was running against James Madison for governor.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

"Your wrong girls are straight and would suck a mans toe over a girls toe any day." It tooks me ages to realize that should be "You're wrong, girls..." . I was trying to figure out what he meant by "wrong girls" . I mean what was wrong with them, other than sucking Eliot Spitzer's toes?

Jared James's avatar

<i>"the most perfectly qualified, honest and Constitutional-loving Republican candidate that ever existed."</i>

Hey, I'm a fan of President Taft, too, but when he ran for office Wendy Davis' ancestor <i>couldn't vote yet.</i> It's not "cheating" to amend the Constitution where it needs mending; it's correcting injustice and making the Republic a bit more--how do I put this...?--republican.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

What was seeing_eye trying to say by putting notoriety and lynch in quotation marks ? Are they euphemisms for "be known as a murderous tool" and "to be openly disgusted with a muderous tool" ?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

The other thing that exasperates me about the arguement that people should be allowed to keep their high deductible, crappy coverage insurance is people who couldn't afford real insurance generally don't have $10,000 laying around for a deductible. This means elective and preventive procedures get put off until they become emergencies, which cost even more to treat and are probable barely covered by the policy.

bobbert's avatar

Hello BlameDC. You had a prescription plan that cost $200 a month? Separate from your other health insurance? Tell us another one, Baroness Munchausen.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sidewalks at 20 paces.

<i>Like it should have been in the first place,</i> George.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The latter. Democracy works only when white people vote.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>If Ms. Davis complies with this corrupt promise, then she’ll beat the most perfectly qualified, honest and Constitutional-loving Republican candidate that ever existed.</i>

Of course she will, if they split the rest of the field that way: qualified vs honest vs Rethuglican.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I loved Moms of Dead Kids' cover of <i>Holiday in Cambodia</i>.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"This provoked history buff 'Antietam123' to let some bull run..."

ISWYDT.

Painter of Goats's avatar

"....the most perfectly qualified, honest and Constitutional-loving Republican candidate that ever existed."

Hah! The only thing rarer than this is a girl toe sucking lesbian, apparently.

The Quirk's avatar

[dons nerd glasses, regular glasses fall off] In the Marvel Universe, Dr. Doom was actually of Romani origin. Who knew he was secretly Jewish?

chascates's avatar

I say dueling pistols at 25 paces.