Our comments queue has been especially full of pure uncut dumb lately, and so it's time to share some of the best of the worst with you, O ye Wonkers. First off, our weekend story about the reported failure of the Great Big Protect Our Border Militia Jamboree and Clambake being "organized" in Texas is almost certainly wrong, according to correspondent "unifiedmilitia1," who wants to set us straight on a couple things:
I'll admit that there are probably a few things that I will scream for, but "militia" isn't one of them. As for making it sound like a little girl, I am sad to report that I haven't been able to do that since I was six years old.
<i>Let&#039;s drink to the hard working people Let&#039;s drink to the lowly of birth Raise your glass to the good and the evil Let&#039;s drink to the salt of the earth</i>
I&#039;m concerned about that guy&#039;s ass-hall. It went from 35 to 48 over the course of 2 posts. If it dilates any more, his head will fall clean out.
Yes...that is kinda temper tantrum-y if you think about it.
Cleaner than earlier jets? Is there no end to their sneakiness?
When the Popemobile rolls coal, he yells YAHWEH which is Latin for YEEHAW
And blocks of cedar cheese.
Top. Men.
Really, I recall VW Rabbit diesels getting near 60mpg in the mid 80&#039;s.
Hey, it&#039;s not an ad.
Strictly speaking, the big SLS is supposed to lift 130 metric tons. (Eventually).
I&#039;ll admit that there are probably a few things that I will scream for, but &quot;militia&quot; isn&#039;t one of them. As for making it sound like a little girl, I am sad to report that I haven&#039;t been able to do that since I was six years old.
I usually just hit DELETE or close the tab.
Which Day of Creation did that moon-forming impact event occur on? What happened to Adam and the dinosaurs?
I&#039;ll drink to that.
<i>Let&#039;s drink to the hard working people Let&#039;s drink to the lowly of birth Raise your glass to the good and the evil Let&#039;s drink to the salt of the earth</i>
In fact, she totes luvs it when we yell at her
I read it on the internet, it must be true...
Hey! Steven Seagal was just an army cook, look how much ass he kicked!
(back before he got fat and weird and started hanging out with Shurf Joe)
Fucking derp magnets, how do they work?
I&#039;m concerned about that guy&#039;s ass-hall. It went from 35 to 48 over the course of 2 posts. If it dilates any more, his head will fall clean out.