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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes...that is kinda temper tantrum-y if you think about it.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Cleaner than earlier jets? Is there no end to their sneakiness?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

When the Popemobile rolls coal, he yells YAHWEH which is Latin for YEEHAW

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WA Bishop's avatar

And blocks of cedar cheese.

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bobbert's avatar

Top. Men.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Really, I recall VW Rabbit diesels getting near 60mpg in the mid 80's.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, it's not an ad.

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bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, the big SLS is supposed to lift 130 metric tons. (Eventually).

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I'll admit that there are probably a few things that I will scream for, but "militia" isn't one of them. As for making it sound like a little girl, I am sad to report that I haven't been able to do that since I was six years old.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I usually just hit DELETE or close the tab.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Which Day of Creation did that moon-forming impact event occur on? What happened to Adam and the dinosaurs?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I'll drink to that.

<i>Let's drink to the hard working people Let's drink to the lowly of birth Raise your glass to the good and the evil Let's drink to the salt of the earth</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

In fact, she totes luvs it when we yell at her

I read it on the internet, it must be true...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey! Steven Seagal was just an army cook, look how much ass he kicked!

(back before he got fat and weird and started hanging out with Shurf Joe)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Fucking derp magnets, how do they work?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm concerned about that guy's ass-hall. It went from 35 to 48 over the course of 2 posts. If it dilates any more, his head will fall clean out.

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