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Being hip, new and modern doesn't necessarily make the religion any better. Just look at Scientology.

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Just tell them to open up the drive and check inside for viruses. A spritz with Lysol will clean those platters right up.

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What he means by 'education' we call 'training'.

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Wait, no tomatillas? And for sure, throw in a finely diced jalapeno.

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Given the news lately, I'd call all the tribulation stuff "Monday".

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Suicides, also too.

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To me, carrying a gun = looking for trouble, and hoping to find it. Me, I avoid trouble.

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Yeah, without the moderation, intolerable. Thanks Dok!

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You're right, I'd forgotten about the old days. When they were fresh and new it was fun, but eventually it became clear that the hideous trolls had us outnumbered.

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Sounds good!

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Oh, fuck! 92574304Ja is the VIN of my Prius! It's obviously gone rogue... again!

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Wow - these niwits really, really are freaked out by the notion that they might be fucking up their lives, and the lives of their children, and condemning them to a lifetime of paranoia and misery, for <i>no fucking reason whatsoever.</i>

Hence the need for the "you godless heathens will bow down" fantasy.

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Excuse me, but I'll be in my <strike>bunk</strike> stable for the rest of the evening.

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Washed down with some mezcal, yes?

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