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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>we must apply the Hammer of Loving Correction</i>

How dare you use my penis without my permission!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And thus was the Earth made brown.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Y U ASK SUCH THINGS??

Won't anyone think of the brain-bleach?!11

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I blame Pensacola Bible College.

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malsperanza's avatar

The Oxford comma is the only thing standing between us and the Apocalypse.

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Resistor Radio's avatar

While checking out this vintage comment thread, how come some (most) of the names are greyed out, including names I recognize as current non-commenters? Just curious, if anyone reads this on this ancient thread.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Where has that sweet electronic crush of mine been?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

What about: You are the opitomy of a <strike>dumb ass</strike> moran

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Chris Grrr's avatar

False f(l)ag.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Libtards are inteletual panzies. your not fooling any one with your dum rules.

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jqheywood's avatar

Dogberry Libelz!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

OT- Go Habs!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Aha! So it was Wonkette who personally canceled the Benham Bros. show? As opposed to merely writing about it? A mommyblog can actually do that? I guess?? Now I am confuse. This is the opitomy of confuse.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Jesus, Charlotte here we go again.

You have the right to free speech. You can speak, you can say anything you want (with the exception of stuff like yelling "fire!" in a crowded theatre), as loud as you want, anytime you want.

What you don't have the right to is no consequences for what you say.

Honestly, if the general population, the majority who don't hold their views, wanted to silence them, they would have been properly silenced a long time ago. What bothers them most is we just don't care what they think and we won't let them have their own way.

They need to pull up their petticoats and do something useful.

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Jared James's avatar

The beauty of e.e.cummings' name is it's the same in all-caps and not-all caps.

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Jared James's avatar

Related is their fantasy that "Americans" agree with everything that comes drooling past the nicotine stains on their incisors.

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