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Incoming Ham's avatar

There is no end to SarahnWraps progeny in the news.

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Jared James's avatar

Words like "stiletto heels" and "broken coffee cup" and "how many times did your mother tell you not to run with scissors, young lady? Me, you're supposed to be teaching your own children by now."

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sigh... I know. Dammit, and the way they blow the smell out the vents...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My question about those combo bowls: WHY???

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Spellcheck.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Maybe he's <a href="http:\/\/images4.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20130707062616\/buffy\/images\/2\/2e\/The_Master_and_the_Anointed.png" target="_blank">the Anointed One</a>

And his grandma's the Hellmouth.

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bobbert's avatar

Unfortunately, as we beat to death some weeks ago, literally now literally means figuratively as well as literally. Literally. You can look it up.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Way to go Bristol</i>

Once you Go Bristol, you never ___________.

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fuflans's avatar

some people become beliebers. others have lower standards.

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diogenez's avatar

Leave Bristol Alone! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQeM_dojQFc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It puts the lotion on the Bristol or it gets the hose again!

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Dylan Black's avatar

Indeed

*Makes his new Ringtone*

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SullivanSt's avatar

Are we convinced that Bristol is not Liveforever21 herself?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Men slower, often. Adults? Become!

Yup, sounds Randish to me.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Livefree601 shoulda said that Bristol/Palinz "still a better love story than Twilight," and then, maybe inclusion into Wonketteville comment. Perhaps.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Everyone who does so should face an advocate for the baby who will physically fight to stop the crime.</i> That's right, the baby be stone cold slappin' you around.

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