We don't know what it is about Bristol Palin, but that girl has got herself some fans. Or one fan who won't stop writing to us. Our short piece yesterday about the child custody lawsuit filed by Manly Alaskan Sperm-Thrower Levi Johnston only drew about 70 comments, which is about right for a one-paragraph story. But it also filled our comments queue with 20 attempted comments from would-be Levi-n-Bristol defender "Lovefirst21," whom we'll assume is a new incarnation of "Livefree601," who
Words like "stiletto heels" and "broken coffee cup" and "how many times did your mother tell you not to run with scissors, young lady? Me, you're supposed to be teaching your own children by now."
Livefree601 shoulda said that Bristol/Palinz "still a better love story than Twilight," and then, maybe inclusion into Wonketteville comment. Perhaps.
<i>Everyone who does so should face an advocate for the baby who will physically fight to stop the crime.</i> That&#039;s right, the baby be stone cold slappin&#039; you around.
There is no end to SarahnWraps progeny in the news.
Words like &quot;stiletto heels&quot; and &quot;broken coffee cup&quot; and &quot;how many times did your mother tell you not to run with scissors, young lady? Me, you&#039;re supposed to be teaching your own children by now.&quot;
Sigh... I know. Dammit, and the way they blow the smell out the vents...
My question about those combo bowls: WHY???
Spellcheck.
Maybe he&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/images4.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20130707062616\/buffy\/images\/2\/2e\/The_Master_and_the_Anointed.png" target="_blank">the Anointed One</a>
And his grandma&#039;s the Hellmouth.
Unfortunately, as we beat to death some weeks ago, literally now literally means figuratively as well as literally. Literally. You can look it up.
<i>Way to go Bristol</i>
Once you Go Bristol, you never ___________.
some people become beliebers. others have lower standards.
Leave Bristol Alone! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQeM_dojQFc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
It puts the lotion on the Bristol or it gets the hose again!
Indeed
*Makes his new Ringtone*
Are we convinced that Bristol is not Liveforever21 herself?
Men slower, often. Adults? Become!
Yup, sounds Randish to me.
Livefree601 shoulda said that Bristol/Palinz &quot;still a better love story than Twilight,&quot; and then, maybe inclusion into Wonketteville comment. Perhaps.
<i>Everyone who does so should face an advocate for the baby who will physically fight to stop the crime.</i> That&#039;s right, the baby be stone cold slappin&#039; you around.