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Steven Dutch's avatar

Before the Civil War, we had the Democrats, who reflected rural and agrarian voters, including slave holders, and the Republicans who were anti-slavery but otherwise represented urban and moneyed interests. After the Civil War, we actually had four parties. Southern Democrats (embittered whites), freed blacks who voted Republican, patrician Northern Republicans and northern Democrats who courted immigrants. By the 1884 election, we could see the shape of things to come, when Republicans painted the Democrats as the party of "Rum (lower class vice), Romanism (all those immigrants) and Rebellion" (self explanatory). As long as social policy was purely local, it was perfectly possible to be an economic progressive and a social reactionary (William Jennings Bryan, and perhaps Woodrow Wilson). But with the New Deal, Federal policy increasingly came to affect local policy and the old coalition began to totter. Barry Goldwater's candidacy in 1964 completed the crossover.

So it's true that Democrats supported slavery, but that's as relevant to today as boycotting Ikea because the Vikings raped your great times forty grandmother. The question is, if we tried to restore slavery today, who'd be most likely to support it? Who defends slavery today?

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Alliekitty's avatar

What was that comment in context. Is this really all this idiot could come up with. I hope this idiot is fired by now. Maybe the da will post THIS comment too.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Twitches get glitches ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"These are not the 'roids you're looking for."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Don't worry, we'll protect ALL the bunniez!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Everytime you all post this series I am reminded why no one is allowed to comment - the submitted comments are always so awful.

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malsperanza's avatar

Concern spam is the most awesome concept ever.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Much more entertaining version: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWNoKIrH7ms">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

And did you mean to link to this? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx3Letxco0g">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Never bring facts to a derp fight.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...your beloved gods the Democrats..."</i>

Michelle Obama is my beloved goddess.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<blockquote>because somebody set up us the balm.</blockquote>

THIS is why I squeeze all your Wonket from the bottom of the tube! FOR GREAT JUSTICE, DOK

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Tell me about the rabbets again, Lennie...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SUPPORTCONST is acting like a person that is made to LOOK like an asshole, NOT an ACTUAL hole in an ass.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Shorter Grumpyoldmen - "I'm a pacifist, and if you say any different I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF!"

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Ikimizi's avatar

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yah, I did a double-take on that one. Must be a good, schizophrenic Xtian. A bit of Thorazine wouldn't hurt.

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