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No one can grasp my shweatypalms.

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I think Boehner manages to pull it off.

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And if you give me weed, whites and wine...

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<i>Ventura/Stern would be the best thing in that shit hole called the white house</i>

If the "Stern" in question was Howard Stern then I might seriously consider it just for all the train-wreck goodness it would cause.

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Did he get "Shweatypalms" from handling his "Shweaty Weiner"?

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Bachmann, Perry, Trump, Gingrich, Santorum, and that vulture capitalist guy. What's the chances that the RNC was trolling America by seeing how far they could take Poe's Law?

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I'm torn between Bass-o-matic and Big Bag O' Broken Glass for kids.

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Well, there goes Sean Bean's shot at the presidency.

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It is, indeed.

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mangled baby ducks

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I am an excellent poster

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Or any real payments, for that matter

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Concerning rainmon55 and SNL, I'm hoping for a new and improved version of the Velvet Jones School of Technology. Maybe an advancement towards the Devry School of Hos.

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