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Lefty Mark's avatar

No one can grasp my shweatypalms.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think Boehner manages to pull it off.

malsperanza's avatar

And if you give me weed, whites and wine...

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Ventura/Stern would be the best thing in that shit hole called the white house</i>

If the "Stern" in question was Howard Stern then I might seriously consider it just for all the train-wreck goodness it would cause.

Bezoar's avatar

Did he get "Shweatypalms" from handling his "Shweaty Weiner"?

Ikimizi's avatar

Bachmann, Perry, Trump, Gingrich, Santorum, and that vulture capitalist guy. What's the chances that the RNC was trolling America by seeing how far they could take Poe's Law?

schmannity's avatar

I'm torn between Bass-o-matic and Big Bag O' Broken Glass for kids.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, there goes Sean Bean's shot at the presidency.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Or any real payments, for that matter

Fartknocker's avatar

Concerning rainmon55 and SNL, I'm hoping for a new and improved version of the Velvet Jones School of Technology. Maybe an advancement towards the Devry School of Hos.