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Vienna Woods's avatar

I love my withering stare. It works.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I thought Bill Kristol was already uncouth and ill-mannered. You mean it's possible he could be even more of a ponce?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sometimes I think Sherman should've salted the earth while he was marching to the sea...

bobbert's avatar

It's too bad it's so late. This deserves all the fists.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Or maybe he just likes 1970s teen superheroes. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_(Richard_Rider)">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Lefty Mark's avatar

I think that a better term for us would be "Snarknado."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Worst. Jeff Foxworthy joke. Ever.

jqheywood's avatar

Oh you Leviathan, you! <clutches pearls> <faints>

jqheywood's avatar

Wasn't there a Carl Hiaasen novel with a bouncer character who had a prosthetic arm with various attachments, one of which was a weed eater?

jqheywood's avatar

Dad? Is that you...?

PsycWench's avatar

I don't know about yew but may feets are ahurtin standing on this ladder rung without mah shoes. Mah cuz borrered them fer a job interview.

PsycWench's avatar

It's even better with real moonshine.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

“TheStarsWave”

Yep, and BlackHolesSuck.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm going to start calling that female area "The Bafflement"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

When you cross-breed two Wonkeets, do you get an Uggile, or a Vugly?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Funny, that this argument that "more weapons makes things safer" never applies to say, nuclear weapons, or say, renowned loonies like North Korea.

How come North Korea can't have those, Gun Lovers? Your logic dictates that it makes the world a much more polite, safe world!

Heck, if you think about it, probably Saddam Hussein's stockpiles of nuklere weapons might have kept all of the vile snark Wonketry mob from being so impolite, especially to tender rudeness-chafed dickbags like Lee Stranahan! OBVS MORE NUKLAR WEAPONS IS THE ANSWER!