Golly, it's been a busy week for the ol' comments queue! Our first offering to the goddess Deletia is from the subject of one of our recent posts, Lee Stranahan of Ghost Breitbart's Home for Endless Rightwing Butthurt. Sad Lee haz a sad because we did not recognize
I love my withering stare. It works.
I thought Bill Kristol was already uncouth and ill-mannered. You mean it&#039;s possible he could be even more of a ponce?
Sometimes I think Sherman should&#039;ve salted the earth while he was marching to the sea...
It&#039;s too bad it&#039;s so late. This deserves all the fists.
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I think that a better term for us would be &quot;Snarknado.&quot;
Worst. Jeff Foxworthy joke. Ever.
Oh you Leviathan, you! &lt;clutches pearls&gt; &lt;faints&gt;
Wasn&#039;t there a Carl Hiaasen novel with a bouncer character who had a prosthetic arm with various attachments, one of which was a weed eater?
Dad? Is that you...?
I don&#039;t know about yew but may feets are ahurtin standing on this ladder rung without mah shoes. Mah cuz borrered them fer a job interview.
It&#039;s even better with real moonshine.
Yep, and BlackHolesSuck.
I&#039;m going to start calling that female area &quot;The Bafflement&quot;
When you cross-breed two Wonkeets, do you get an Uggile, or a Vugly?
Funny, that this argument that &quot;more weapons makes things safer&quot; never applies to say, nuclear weapons, or say, renowned loonies like North Korea.
How come North Korea can&#039;t have those, Gun Lovers? Your logic dictates that it makes the world a much more polite, safe world!
Heck, if you think about it, probably Saddam Hussein&#039;s stockpiles of nuklere weapons might have kept all of the vile snark Wonketry mob from being so impolite, especially to tender rudeness-chafed dickbags like Lee Stranahan! OBVS MORE NUKLAR WEAPONS IS THE ANSWER!