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"Apparently his native soil is all that coyote111 has left, having largely abandoned his native language. " That would really smart if coyote111 had some idea what you're talking about.

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Have they put in UV treatment? That pretty much knocks out Cryptosporidium.

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I watched Lincoln finally last night. First, great work, esp by DDL, and Tommy Lee Jones made me cry. Second, wow I loved watching the birth of Southron butt-hurt in the scene between Lincoln and Davis, and with those morans in Congress.

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I'm a fan of "pigfucker" as a go-to insult. It avoids targeting any particular group (aside from bestiality enthusiasts, but who cares); and the short, harsh syllables really help it to roll of the tongue.

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someone needs to explain to coyote111 that until he can warm his IQ up to room temperature he needs to shut his piehole

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If Michelle Obama started a program to promote hugging your children, I swear the conservative culture warriors would find a way to be outraged and opposed.

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What is that from? Something by Keats? I like this very much.

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Is it just me, or has anyone else gotten the impression that DCOD seem to be gradually getting, uh, more civil with each iteration? (This does not mean that I agree with any of them!) But, Jeez, where did the spittle-flecked incoherent rants of old go? Even coyote 111, for all of his English-mangling, expresses a discernable point of view, flawed as it is. It's just a tepid critique compared the scattershot wackiness of critics of yore.

In DrCasbahJazz's case, the thin-skinned attitude is recognizable. I've exhibited that condition from time to time myself, in comments right here on this very mommyblog. My advice: lighten up already. And don't take everything so personally. Writers here aren't vicious, just wickedly snarky. Admit it: it is the fiery snark that attracts you to this blog, isn't it? So remember to put on your ovenmitts next time.

Well rossban at least is trying to uphold the tradition...

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The Splendid Table on NPR (my Dog I am such a fucking Libtard) did a blind water taste test and Minneapolis city water came out as the best when compared to all kinds of bottled water.

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First thing I'm going to do tomorrow morning is see if Ted Cruz is still pseudo-filibustering. I hope he pees his pants. 8 hours and counting...

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<i>also to that vecchiojohn werdo i woulden’t mind kicken shermans ass for hearting women and childern and setting there homes on fire. we live in an age of cowards and werdos maby y’all try being men and loyal to ur native soil!</i>

good to know the south is leading the "reject the national education standards" movement.

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Try being from Arizona

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Deep fried butthurt on a stick- right up Paula Deen's alley

(not that you could pay me to put anything up Paula's alley)

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I think Cruz should take requests. I'd like to see him pat his head and rub his tummy.

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Atlanta was really hard to keep lit, I hear tell.

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I believe coyote111's native langauge is dumbfuck dipshit. Spoken largely in Dumbfuckastan, but becoming more popular in civilzed parts; this langauge does not have well developed written form. The residents typically communicate over long distances by shouting and flinging poo. They are however, taking to the intertubes in increasing numbers,clogging the system like loaded diapers in plumbing. (Did I use the semi-colon properly ?)

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