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No sifting is needed . . . I think Dok just starts at the top of the pile, and after about 20 minutes he's got enough batshit crazy rightwing nuttery for two weekends.
Men's sentences are 63% longer, because they always want to stuff in extra adjectives just so they can sound more intellectual and make another point or two on the side. Women write more concisely.
protocol is that the person in the middle seat gets priority on the armrests. the window seat gets the entire wall to lean on (and the window), the aisle seat gets the aisle and the chance to stretch out or get up, so the one in the middle gets some leeway on the armrests. The only time I get nervous is when the seatbelt extension gets broken out
lol, actually no, I don't like people touching me while I read/sleep so I don't demand them. I do concede them to the middle person though out of sympathy. I also make a point of getting an aisle seat- thanks for reminding me to buy earlybird check in for Monday
Well, he is a backwards male.
No sifting is needed . . . I think Dok just starts at the top of the pile, and after about 20 minutes he's got enough batshit crazy rightwing nuttery for two weekends.
Ha! As if I'm just going to take your word for it. What are you wearing?
Why do feminists call on the services of a middle man to make death threats?
Men's sentences are 63% longer, because they always want to stuff in extra adjectives just so they can sound more intellectual and make another point or two on the side. Women write more concisely.
Norovirus?
*oukes*
I fly all the time- what I wouldn't give for that to be true
also too- NO SMELLY SAMMICHES and no, I don't want to talk to you for the next three hours
Jack's kid
protocol is that the person in the middle seat gets priority on the armrests. the window seat gets the entire wall to lean on (and the window), the aisle seat gets the aisle and the chance to stretch out or get up, so the one in the middle gets some leeway on the armrests. The only time I get nervous is when the seatbelt extension gets broken out
and if it takes a battering ram, a forklift or a bulldozer to put it in the overhead compartment, IT'S NOT CARRY-ON
as opposed to the MRA clowns who rely on their rapey-er wit
that's why I always try to fly SW
Mmm, no. People have been stuffing giant bags into the overhead for as long as I've travelled by air.
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lol, actually no, I don&#039;t like people touching me while I read/sleep so I don&#039;t demand them. I do concede them to the middle person though out of sympathy. I also make a point of getting an aisle seat- thanks for reminding me to buy earlybird check in for Monday