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Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there's Firefly....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Don't ask my students! (wipes tears off of Jane Eyre tests)

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bobbert's avatar

What I was trying to imply was that there is no evidence of English-speaking in sonyawhatever's submission.

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Jared James's avatar

That filthy Socalisamist Hilter kilt a whole buncha us fine upstandin' Southern Protestant folks in the big war! We was PERSECUTED SO BAD over his terble Socalismist ways!

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Jared James's avatar

Oh there's Santorum all over this one's keyboard, all right.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

If only they wouldn't keep posting pictures of their dinner, taken with camera that runs a bit green, and the dinner is always a stew or something with small chunks in a liquid. Oh yes, it always looks like puke.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And then have British troops commit war crimes actually committed by Nazis in WWII. I have refused to ever watch that film.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

You beat me to it. I believe the author of Volume I was Don McLeroy.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

You and your facts. Next you'll be telling us that the north won the Civil War.

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malsperanza's avatar

maximum upfist

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

soylent semen?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

polishing his prose- worst innuendo ever!!1!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Punctuation. <a href="http:\/\/data3.whicdn.com\/images\/365205\/20090214211342_large.jpg" target="_blank">It's important.</a>

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

A thousand glorious upfists to you!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

is that a photon torpedo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I actually kinda liked Archer. Definitely Sisqo FTW

AND NO F'ING JANEWAY!!1!

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