Oh, gosh, kids, have we got a treat for you! Yesterday, we brought you the braindroppings of a Clinton conspiracy lackwit, Robert Morrow, who wants the world to know about the Clinton's secret shame: Chelsea is not Bill's daughter, but is in fact the biological daughter of Webster "Webb" Hubbell, an idea Morrow has been flogging since at least 2008. Well! Our story did not meet with Mr. Morrow's approval! Yes, we heard from an actual conspiracy guy! He was especially displeased by our acknowledgment that we found him a tad prolix:
No, no; the America of 1786, when under the wise rule of the Confederation, the government was so weak it couldn't pay any bills, not even the rent on the Navy.
Bill may have broken the commenter's heart when he completed his second term and left office without ever declaring martial law, not even once. Now that he isn't President anymore, he's on the teevee so rarely that it has become really hard to fap.
<i>Did you know that 75% of Americans can trace their paternity to Bill Clinton?</i>
Maybe not paternity, but I&#039;m pretty sure he&#039;s related to most of us. I got the shock of my life when I found out that Bill was an umpteenth cousin of mine descending from a mutual ancestor that got here in 1634. Still not sure what to feel about it.
This worries me, since don&#039;t you run a small hotel? I am reminded of Sybil telling Basil to tell Chef to cut the mold off the cheese before serving it. (but can I find it on Youtube? No.)
I love the Google search algorithm. Search &quot;loofah sexual assault&quot; and Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s wiki entry turns up as the first hit, even though the word loofah does not appear anywhere in the entry.
Has the WWII Memorial being closed now replaced Benghazi as the go-to talking point for the occupants of the rightwing bubble?
When future historians write about how the political faction that spent 5 years calling the president a big government liberal and a socialist then blamed him when they shut down the government, I hope they are far enough away from events to get a good laugh out of it.
No, no; the America of 1786, when under the wise rule of the Confederation, the government was so weak it couldn&#039;t pay any bills, not even the rent on the Navy.
I always read Wonkette in my skimmies.
Then the mold colonies rebel and declare their own Petri dish.
Bill may have broken the commenter&#039;s heart when he completed his second term and left office without ever declaring martial law, not even once. Now that he isn&#039;t President anymore, he&#039;s on the teevee so rarely that it has become really hard to fap.
The One After 909?
...Move over once, move over twice...
This guy: <a href="http://goo.gl/7BdV5i" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goo.gl/7BdV5i">http://goo.gl/7BdV5i</a> ?
But just barely...
Doesn&#039;t Barry play for the other team, though?
I wish that I could skimmy, like, my cousin Maebie.
Skimmy lesbians, too also.
No you&#039;re not, I am! And H is awesome!
<i>Did you know that 75% of Americans can trace their paternity to Bill Clinton?</i>
Maybe not paternity, but I&#039;m pretty sure he&#039;s related to most of us. I got the shock of my life when I found out that Bill was an umpteenth cousin of mine descending from a mutual ancestor that got here in 1634. Still not sure what to feel about it.
&quot;Heh, heh, he said woody, heh, heh ,heh.&quot;
This worries me, since don&#039;t you run a small hotel? I am reminded of Sybil telling Basil to tell Chef to cut the mold off the cheese before serving it. (but can I find it on Youtube? No.)
Outrage.
I love the Google search algorithm. Search &quot;loofah sexual assault&quot; and Bill O&#039;Reilly&#039;s wiki entry turns up as the first hit, even though the word loofah does not appear anywhere in the entry.
Has the WWII Memorial being closed now replaced Benghazi as the go-to talking point for the occupants of the rightwing bubble?
When future historians write about how the political faction that spent 5 years calling the president a big government liberal and a socialist then blamed him when they shut down the government, I hope they are far enough away from events to get a good laugh out of it.