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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm so glad I don't see those

jqheywood's avatar

Splitter! All those truly in the saucy light know that the Most Holy Sacrament of Pesto always accompanies a noodly-appendage fondling. Just ask Brother Maynard, who will read to you the Scripture from the Book of Sauces . . .

jqheywood's avatar

There can be only ONE!!!¡!

Lefty Mark's avatar

The "r" is silent.

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True snark is timeless.

Bezoar's avatar

+10 points for Brother Maynard reference.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Dole famously never minced words, and he could be just as harsh toward his own party as he was toward the opposition. He was renowned for his sharp wit and stark gallows humor. He was a master of Senate procedure, and when he was Majority Leader he made sure that it moved legislation and got things done. I didn't often agree with him, but Dole was one of the last members of a now-extinct breed: a Republican political leader with a brain, an abundance of common sense, a work ethic and the ability to actually lead. I never thought that I would miss the old curmudgeon, but compared to those who are in charge of the GOP now he was a genius and a saint.

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His comments are still as sharp as ever, too. <a href="http://goo.gl/ph1VvQ" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://goo.gl/ph1VvQ">http://goo.gl/ph1VvQ</a>

jqheywood's avatar

Then stop using the menthol lube . . .

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It would be pretty boring sex. Eric can't do anything to endanger his teeth.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The devil went to Toronto he was lookin' for some coke to buy

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dial up modems are sooooo slow.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

looks like Eric Estrada made another movie in 2013 besides Finding Faith. He seems to have starred in his very own <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BCCshwzHeLc" target="_blank">Sharknado</a>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I myself will be riding the gray gym sock to hell.

bobbert's avatar

I can only award this 100 or 150 millitimecubes. There are far too many complete, and individually intelligible, sentences. Admittedly, taken together they make a structure of impressive batshittery.