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Why not a whelk? Doesn't matter.

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See, sometimes Seth makes me laugh.

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Jeebus didn't shave, so obviously he didn't approve of any sort of razor. RWNJ's get by with Occam's Rusty Butter Knife (assuming that they bother to slice their wingnut baloney at all.)

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Breitbart has other things to worry about these days. But you're right about the complaining: the guy just never shuts up.

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I suspect that Mikey's that, err, "special" flavor of truther, who not only believes in the controlled demolition theory, but in the "there were no airplanes" theory.

The "missing" planes were actually put to work by the chemtrails conspiracy, see . . . it all makes perfect sense!

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Maybe that explains the stellar collection that includes Nixon, Agnew, Quayle and Cheney.

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Lack of evidence is <b><i>evidence of suppression!</i></b> Wake up, sheeple!

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Busting in the back door?

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Too many, or not enough?

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Wow, such people exist? They really think they faked the live feed, the ATC records, and the at-the-very-least thousands of eye witnesses who saw the planes? And that it's remotely plausible that that many people were in on the conspiracy, and that none of them either turned or simply let slip?

Wow, wow, wow it's stunning how badly some people's brains work.

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Antigonish.

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Pretty sure we couldn't find 7.2

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For all the conservative bitching about how Egyptians didn't follow a democratic process and overthrew their elected president*, the extreme wingnuts can't wait to follow in their footsteps and overthrow a president who was elected by the popular vote**.

*On the other hand they think the overthrow was great because Muslins.

**I am neither supporting or not supporting what happened in Egypt, just making an observation about hypocrisy. .

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