Is it Saturday already? Must be time to put on the old Hazmat suit -- which we never leave the house without now, on account of the 'bola -- and go skim off the worst of the dumbth in the comment queue for you, our dear readers. It's an eclectic grab bag of goo this week, but we see that we moved some folks to political activism!
What&#039;s this I keep hearing about DUCK RAPE? That&#039;s nothing to kid about you guys... What? What&#039;s that? It <i>is?</i> Oh, that&#039;s different. Never mind.
<i>I do care the Quinn spends hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to try to get votes and give his friends jobs.</i>
How dare Mellisa L speak ill of The Quinn! Here in Illinois we venerate The Quinn! He is, in our pantheon, second only to The Obama in wisdom and holiness. Bruce Rauner will suffer eternity in purgatory (what we call &#039;Decatur&#039;) for daring to challenge the supremacy of The Quinn!
I have never heard &quot;war on women&quot; in relation to the words &quot;Sarah Palin&quot; before. If anything, she has done more to set women back than any other human being on the planet ever.
You might be a little too tough on &quot;Superabound&quot;. When I was a young man working in retail men&#039;s wear many years ago we were taught to instruct customers to wear their pants no more than one inch above their navel to avoid the &quot;wedgie&quot; and no more than an inch below to avoid being shot in the street like a common, worthless thug because you are worthless (believe it or not, this is mostly true except for the worthless thug part).
You can use this catchy phrase to remember this handy rule: &quot;If your slacks extend for more than an inch your pants will become a painful winch. But if they should sag for two inches or more, you&#039;ll likely be shot and then be no more.&quot;
<i>WE HAVE THE CURE FOR CANCER AND WE HAVE MADE IT ILLEGAL. What is wrong with our nation? The right to self-medicate is a natural, inalienable right from God.</i>
Well, except in the 23 states that legalized medical and/or recreational marijuana - the cancer rates there should start plummeting any day now.
Hasn&#039;t Obama been taking guns away and FEMAing the conservatards for, like, forevah? At this point, there can&#039;t be too many of them remaining free. I guess the few that are still roaming wild must all be attempting to comment here. Awesome honey trap! We just track down the rest by IP address, lock &#039;em up, and be done with &#039;em. Additional benefit: Dok never needs to muck out the comment queue again.
What&#039;s this I keep hearing about DUCK RAPE? That&#039;s nothing to kid about you guys... What? What&#039;s that? It <i>is?</i> Oh, that&#039;s different. Never mind.
Remember when those airplanes crashed into those buildings and Obama just sat there reading a children&#039;s book?
<i>I do care the Quinn spends hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars to try to get votes and give his friends jobs.</i>
How dare Mellisa L speak ill of The Quinn! Here in Illinois we venerate The Quinn! He is, in our pantheon, second only to The Obama in wisdom and holiness. Bruce Rauner will suffer eternity in purgatory (what we call &#039;Decatur&#039;) for daring to challenge the supremacy of The Quinn!
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...and waay too much work.
I have never heard &quot;war on women&quot; in relation to the words &quot;Sarah Palin&quot; before. If anything, she has done more to set women back than any other human being on the planet ever.
Strumplet.
Or vulpine spungiform encephalopathy, the brain disease of choice among the Dadaists on the right.
You might be a little too tough on &quot;Superabound&quot;. When I was a young man working in retail men&#039;s wear many years ago we were taught to instruct customers to wear their pants no more than one inch above their navel to avoid the &quot;wedgie&quot; and no more than an inch below to avoid being shot in the street like a common, worthless thug because you are worthless (believe it or not, this is mostly true except for the worthless thug part).
You can use this catchy phrase to remember this handy rule: &quot;If your slacks extend for more than an inch your pants will become a painful winch. But if they should sag for two inches or more, you&#039;ll likely be shot and then be no more.&quot;
There is no greater wisdom in all of the Mall.
TimeCubism.
You misspelled merkin.
I&rsquo;m sorry, I&rsquo;m getting ooga-booga story whiplash. What am I supposed to be scared of again?
<i>WE HAVE THE CURE FOR CANCER AND WE HAVE MADE IT ILLEGAL. What is wrong with our nation? The right to self-medicate is a natural, inalienable right from God.</i>
Well, except in the 23 states that legalized medical and/or recreational marijuana - the cancer rates there should start plummeting any day now.
Why do I get the impression superabound spends a lot of time thinking about underage vaginas?
Hasn&#039;t Obama been taking guns away and FEMAing the conservatards for, like, forevah? At this point, there can&#039;t be too many of them remaining free. I guess the few that are still roaming wild must all be attempting to comment here. Awesome honey trap! We just track down the rest by IP address, lock &#039;em up, and be done with &#039;em. Additional benefit: Dok never needs to muck out the comment queue again.
Obama or the Jews.