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Jared James's avatar

Which works about as well as "I'm not a racist..."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh please, please let it happen. A true-blue TeaParty campaign, whirling free of GOP filters, would put Jon Stewart in comedy heaven, and perhaps scare the bejeezus out of lazy liberals, just enough to get their asses to the polls. If they can suck away just 5 or 10 percent of Republican voters, that would be more than enough. Could easily happen if Jeb is the nominee, what with his being waaaaay to liberal for the wingnuts. (And as for a Messican First Lady??? No way, Jose!)

Jared James's avatar

Nooooooo, this is much, much classier than Fox Nation. Don't just take my word for it; go and see for yourself.

But prepare a bleach-and-Bourbon cocktail first. You'll want it to throw in your eyes after forty or fifty seconds, tops.

Jared James's avatar

And extra-librariany reading glasses, also, too.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I always aim for statishhical significannsh. *hic*

Incoming Ham's avatar

The words "Bristol" and "understands" in one sentence?

No.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Maddow is no dick.

FIFY

Incoming Ham's avatar

Torches and pitchforks.

and votes.

Alexis Rook's avatar

I think the Palin booster is someone doinga parody. Real Palin fans wouldn't know Alexander the Great from Alexander Hamilton. And she spelled conjecture right, but couldn't spell instincts?

ez's avatar

"The thing with Palin — she has innate Political Instints, second to non!"

Non being, of course, the operative word.

kimothyanne's avatar

Just reading the treatise on how Palin should run, in September of 2016, it sounds like what Trump has done!

The Quirk's avatar

Spell-checkers are just Big Dictionary telling us how to spell.

The Quirk's avatar

Heaven knows, there's no racists on the Republican side.