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They go good with poutine.

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Yup, those Southern state governors' mansions were real centers of liberalism back in the day. How did we ever lose them? Things really went downhill for us after we lost the South in the mid 1960s.

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Conservatives are longwinded and boring. I'm sorry, was that intolerant of me? Too fucking bad.

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Also, how many people have primary care physicians, esp. if they don't have insurance ? The lack of PCPs and worse, dentists, account for a large chunk of our ER patients. Well, that and the heroin.

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The polls are wrong; Romney's definitely going to win. Thanks, but no thanks, on that bridge to nowhere. Bailing out automakers will crash the economy. We can't raise the minimum wage! It's a job killer! - jeez, this is too easy. I could go on all night.

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You lose me at "libtard", "lamestream media", "sheeple", "cramming (fill in the blank) down our throats". Basically these people lose me at "Hello".

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When no other explanation makes sense . . .

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"They are too lazy to wait in a waiting room . . . "

But not too lazy to wait in the ER? News flash, dumbass: Unless you are spurting blood all over the ceiling, you will wait much, much longer in the ER than you will at the doctor's office. Prior to Obamacare, these people <i>did not have a doctor</i> -- ya think that might be a relevant fact?

The derp is strong with this one - but Dok <u>is</u> selecting the cream of the crop here.

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More facts: Earth is 6000 years old. Evolution is just a theory. Tax cuts for the rich grow the economy. The Iraq War will pay for itself. Women's bodies have ways of shutting down rape babies (or something)

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Nothing, since their apology for ever living their egregious lie.

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I draw the line at Janeway -- although at least she didn't fuck her way across the galaxy.

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Ben Shapiro is an idiot, and arguably Jewish, ergo ipso facto quid pro quo quod erat derpam, Trix hates Israel <i>so hard.</i>

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"You libs don't argue right" = "You keep arguing against me."

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Doing your own research is a <a href="http:\/\/www.deathandtaxesmag.com\/198326\/8-clues-your-friend-is-becoming-a-crazy-conspiracy-theorist\/" target="_blank">gateway drug.</a>

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If I ever discover a new mineral, I will definitely name it "wonkosite".

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"We grow annoyed at your foolishness."

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