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As I said before, can't recall where in another Wonkette story, when somebody put the link to the youtube video of that scene...'Scariest (and unintended funny?) ending of a movie, ever!' (or something like that)

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Make mine a ginger ale and we have a deal.

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Well, at least we're past the 'village versus village's' football games (medieval style) like they used to do in England...

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BEIGNETS AND ZYDECO!

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You know, it's our localest brewery, and I don't think I've ever had something from it. How bad is that?

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I must admit: with the advent of the "Tea Party" I am practically incapable of stringing words together to form a cuss-free sentence:http://aattp.org/

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Gotta protect the brand, after all.

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You need the competitive gene in business - but one must never forget the reason behind "progress" and "profits".. .which is what a lot of fiscal conservatives do (just look at the godawful "austerity measures" in Europe, for one),, ,but stuff like the Gates Foundation shows the way forward. You can't take it with you - although some sociopaths would give it a good try!You also need the competitive gene for sportsball... another vital social lubricant.I'd rather "my team is better than your team" than "kill the infidel" any day of the week.

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Those jaws couldn't possibly be any more slacked.

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So a post on the Internet can't be taken seriously if there's cussing involved? Well, shit! Someone better tell the Rude Pundit that.

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Well I will continue to shit on Reagan's grave. So there...

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I want to be blown up!

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I'd be ok if we kept it to just sportsball. It's the tribalism, regionalism, other isms that cause too much problems.

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wow, so much pasty there.

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Well, to be fair, getting vaccinated is the coward's way out. Where's your sense of adventure? A life lived being protected from potentially life threatening diseases is hardly a life lived at all.

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