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Sorry> They are on backorder. You can blame commie Obamie due to the hundreds of pages of red tape regulation that he generates as part of his evil plan to destroy freedom as we know it.

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And the warranties are a joke. Best to take them back to the bridge and try for an exchange if you get a bad one.

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(Isn't anyone going to ask who Deletia is? Come on you guys!)

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But according to the Manosphere, Wimminz can get "it" (know what I mean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more) just by snapping their fingers because "reasons"

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People did enjoy sex back in the day ... it's just that no-one talked about it so those who didn't enjoy did not expect better.

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Now I have to go to Hobby Lobby to get a pillow to embroider this wisdom upon.

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Got it! George Orwell. Thank you. Thank you very much.

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Let us know when you find out, 'k?

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Neither can we, so there's that.

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Dag Hammarskjöld?

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Asexual?

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Does "Elmer Robinson" bake his own creep cakes? If so, PICS OR GTFO.

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Bela Fleck LIBELZ!!1!!1!!!!

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That's what I thought it said, but I used google translate to be sure.

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This is Wonkette, if comments were allowed you could say fuck.

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I posted this on FB today after my best friend from high school posted it on her page (via Janice Ian, who said she didn't write it and didn't know its origin).

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