In lieu of a Derp Roundup this week, we bring you a special weekend edition of Dear Shitferbrains, leading off with this very important observation from "bmmg39" in response to our Clipbait piece aboutSarah Palin's appearance in a sketch on The Tonight Show.
BTW, belated upfist to chascates. But isn&#039;t it <a href="http:\/\/socialnewsdaily.com\/34151\/hot-girl-poses-with-dead-shark-adults-ruin-it-with-psa-photo\/" target="_blank"><i>woman</i> on shark</a> action that should concern us?
You&#039;re forgetting the defining characteristic of religious nutbag outrage: they want <u>everybody else</u> to be subject to their rules. That&#039;s why a TV ad that suggests alternative rules, to other people, is intolerable.
The Taliban kill over it; fortunately the Xtian fundies (99.999% of the time) are content to clog the airways and intertubez with howls of butthurt protest. [Insert boilerplate re freedom <u>from</u> religion, etc.]
Conservatives talking about a thing = Freedom of Speech. Anyone conservatives don&#039;t like talking about a thing = cramming it down our throats.
They are all sweet and gooey and choclatey yumminess . . . but you have to admit that &quot;wholesome&quot; is a stretch. Sort of how Nutella being part of a wholesome breakfast was a stretch.
This. Trying to practice tolerance of the intolerant simply puts one at war with oneself, while doing nothing to promote a better world. It is showy martyrdom that does nothing to address the problem.
Big Bag of Nothings (collective noun for noonans) Gaggle of Wingnuts Sludge of Kochs (or, of course, the older term, &quot;Sack of Kochs&quot;)
Four out of five gay actors who play doctors on TV recommend graham crackers for their <strike>patients</strike> fans who eat crackers. (Except if you eat them in bed . . . waaay too many crumbs.)
BTW, belated upfist to chascates. But isn&#039;t it <a href="http:\/\/socialnewsdaily.com\/34151\/hot-girl-poses-with-dead-shark-adults-ruin-it-with-psa-photo\/" target="_blank"><i>woman</i> on shark</a> action that should concern us?
You&#039;re forgetting the defining characteristic of religious nutbag outrage: they want <u>everybody else</u> to be subject to their rules. That&#039;s why a TV ad that suggests alternative rules, to other people, is intolerable.
The Taliban kill over it; fortunately the Xtian fundies (99.999% of the time) are content to clog the airways and intertubez with howls of butthurt protest. [Insert boilerplate re freedom <u>from</u> religion, etc.]
Conservatives talking about a thing = Freedom of Speech. Anyone conservatives don&#039;t like talking about a thing = cramming it down our throats.
They are all sweet and gooey and choclatey yumminess . . . but you have to admit that &quot;wholesome&quot; is a stretch. Sort of how Nutella being part of a wholesome breakfast was a stretch.
Sounds like they were caught blowing their horns at a pedestrian delema.
Sometimes it is only a <a href="http:\/\/questionablecontent.net.\/view.php\?comic=1171" target="_blank">rapping penis.</a>
The route from Hell to Paradise is a bumpy one, for sure.
I&#039;ve been told that traveling the same route in the other direction is much quicker though.
This. Trying to practice tolerance of the intolerant simply puts one at war with oneself, while doing nothing to promote a better world. It is showy martyrdom that does nothing to address the problem.
Big Bag of Nothings (collective noun for noonans) Gaggle of Wingnuts Sludge of Kochs (or, of course, the older term, &quot;Sack of Kochs&quot;)
Maybe you bet on Kentucky Coma by mistake?
<i>&quot;just what ALL those cracker-pushing corporations (the worst kind) are trying to kill America with.&quot;</i>
To be fair, the corporations <u>do</u> seem to be pushing the crackers ... right to the edge of sanity.
They&#039;ve never denied it.
At what point does &quot;outrage exhaustion&quot; set in? I&#039;m getting tired of waiting for it.
Four out of five gay actors who play doctors on TV recommend graham crackers for their <strike>patients</strike> fans who eat crackers. (Except if you eat them in bed . . . waaay too many crumbs.)
I&#039;m sure that deeply religious corporations have sincerely-held beliefs about the tax-free status of churches.
&quot;Drove&quot; is the standard wingnut collective noun for immigrants. (Ever since &quot;boatload&quot; went out of style.)
Swarm of bees Pride of Lions Herd of cattle Murder of crows Exaltationof larks Drove of immigrants. (Multitude of etceteras)