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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

BTW, belated upfist to chascates. But isn't it <a href="http:\/\/socialnewsdaily.com\/34151\/hot-girl-poses-with-dead-shark-adults-ruin-it-with-psa-photo\/" target="_blank"><i>woman</i> on shark</a> action that should concern us?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're forgetting the defining characteristic of religious nutbag outrage: they want <u>everybody else</u> to be subject to their rules. That's why a TV ad that suggests alternative rules, to other people, is intolerable.

The Taliban kill over it; fortunately the Xtian fundies (99.999% of the time) are content to clog the airways and intertubez with howls of butthurt protest. [Insert boilerplate re freedom <u>from</u> religion, etc.]

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Conservatives talking about a thing = Freedom of Speech. Anyone conservatives don't like talking about a thing = cramming it down our throats.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They are all sweet and gooey and choclatey yumminess . . . but you have to admit that "wholesome" is a stretch. Sort of how Nutella being part of a wholesome breakfast was a stretch.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sounds like they were caught blowing their horns at a pedestrian delema.

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Jared James's avatar

Sometimes it is only a <a href="http:\/\/questionablecontent.net.\/view.php\?comic=1171" target="_blank">rapping penis.</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The route from Hell to Paradise is a bumpy one, for sure.

I've been told that traveling the same route in the other direction is much quicker though.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

This. Trying to practice tolerance of the intolerant simply puts one at war with oneself, while doing nothing to promote a better world. It is showy martyrdom that does nothing to address the problem.

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malsperanza's avatar

Big Bag of Nothings (collective noun for noonans) Gaggle of Wingnuts Sludge of Kochs (or, of course, the older term, "Sack of Kochs")

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe you bet on Kentucky Coma by mistake?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"just what ALL those cracker-pushing corporations (the worst kind) are trying to kill America with."</i>

To be fair, the corporations <u>do</u> seem to be pushing the crackers ... right to the edge of sanity.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They've never denied it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At what point does "outrage exhaustion" set in? I'm getting tired of waiting for it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Four out of five gay actors who play doctors on TV recommend graham crackers for their <strike>patients</strike> fans who eat crackers. (Except if you eat them in bed . . . waaay too many crumbs.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure that deeply religious corporations have sincerely-held beliefs about the tax-free status of churches.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Drove" is the standard wingnut collective noun for immigrants. (Ever since "boatload" went out of style.)

Swarm of bees Pride of Lions Herd of cattle Murder of crows Exaltationof larks Drove of immigrants. (Multitude of etceteras)

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