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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's rough. Barking orders all day?

The Quirk's avatar

<i>Dont we have any White Americans for these jobs, as they appear to be infiltrating govt</i>

Yes, them White Devils DO seem to be infiltrating government, as well as our police. When will this senseless bigotry against Whitey end?

The Quirk's avatar

Your sheets must be an awful mess.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you say that now, but just you wait until an asteroid comes barreling towards earth...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mentioning it is one thing. Having to wedge that fact into every conversation as a badge of cultural superiority is quite another.

See also: a certain type of ex smoker. I've never smoked cigarettes in my life, but even I find myself getting annoyed with that certain condescending, self righteous ex who feels the need to brow beat every single current smoker he meets.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

dose/doze

depends who you ask (or what mood Bob was in any given night)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i> a moon mission</i>

only if you ask her first, they get really crabby if you just assume and flip 'em over

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's like people who don't own TeeVees

the ones that have to tell you about it usually are...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

New from Kelloggs- Sugar Frosted Lard

Lefty Mark's avatar

And advised the Jacobins to purge the Girondists, purify the new government and eliminate the threat of counter-revolution.

bobbert's avatar

Fucking hobgoblins.

bobbert's avatar

Well, okay. Context is pretty much everything. I just tend to be a little twitchy about the argument from authority because it's so easy for me to use it (not that <i>I'm</i> the authority -- there are centuries of authorities available to cite; it's hard to resist).

bobbert's avatar

Biff, when are you coming to Groveland?

bobbert's avatar

Oh, burn.

Actually, I have a teevee, but none cable or dish. I mention it from time to time because I've not seen certain stuff being discussed. I don't think I'm an asshole, but then again, that is an opinion that has to come from others.