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Capt.Jim's avatar

I'm a hoping he is a fair skinned jazz musican so he dont go casting no shadows and getting into trouble

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Obligatory Leonard Cohen Jazz Police reference goes here.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>you’re a MAJOR A_HOLE with no respect for other people.</blockquote>

Well, he got one thing right then, but in our defense, has he actually <em>met</em> "other people"? Does he not understand how they are entirely undeserving of respect?

SullivanSt's avatar

You need more of a love supreme.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shorter is an extraterrestrial

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I do a lot of smooth jazz shows- nice enough people, but the music makes my teeth hurt

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she was taking a giant step outside her mind

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Did someone mention <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=NFsCbTZ7eLc" target="_blank">boogie-woogie</a>?

Lot_49's avatar

You can't listen to Art Hodes play "Makin Whoopee" and not feel mellow. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Keepi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Keepin-Out-Mischief-Art-Hod...">http://www.amazon.com/Keepi...

bobbert's avatar

For god's sake, don't tell this person about <a href=" http:\/\/loljazzcatz.blogspot.com" target="_blank"> LOLJazzCats</a>.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Time to make like a bee and get my buzz on.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wonkette mentioned in CNN? How lame-stream.

Bezoar's avatar

I am offended at the characterization of Wonkette as a "gossip" website. "Policy analysis forum" is much better.