Deleted: 'Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young Princes, Now'
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"Royal wordsmith Peggington Noonington, a columnist famous to children, noticed through her eye-vision powers a faint speckle of Light atop her oaken chiffonier. This perturbed her, for she had been in a trance, considering Modernity. She ordered her house slave, Mister Winston, to deliver her the object aglow at once, for Inspecktion. What was this Object? What magickal powers might it possess! Manyfold powers, to be sure, for 'twas a Capsule of Medicine Drugs, seventy-and-five Milli-Grammes..."
Deleted: 'Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young Princes, Now'
Deleted: 'Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young…
Deleted: 'Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young Princes, Now'
"Royal wordsmith Peggington Noonington, a columnist famous to children, noticed through her eye-vision powers a faint speckle of Light atop her oaken chiffonier. This perturbed her, for she had been in a trance, considering Modernity. She ordered her house slave, Mister Winston, to deliver her the object aglow at once, for Inspecktion. What was this Object? What magickal powers might it possess! Manyfold powers, to be sure, for 'twas a Capsule of Medicine Drugs, seventy-and-five Milli-Grammes..."