Most Americans today completely ignore politics and Congress, and most of those who follow the stuff very intensely are, you know,insane, and the only "congressional recipe" America's Abused Liberals know about is the Larry Craig "super tuber," which is a wiener forced inside a hole cored in a potato, again and again, until both the wiener and the potato are spent.
Once when we were ordering desert at a restaurant, my grandfather was thinking about getting the Indian Pudding. He looked at the waitress and asked if the Indians were fresh. Not missing a beat, the waitress said yes...but very polite too.
You&#039;d sweat butter too, if you <a href="http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay\?docid=-2901084295223664703#" target="_blank"> fried a cheesecake</a> and then topped it with whipped cream.
&quot;Where&#039;s the apple-less apple pie? This is the lamest depression EVAR&quot;
I love that pie. it was made with Ritz crackers.
Once when we were ordering desert at a restaurant, my grandfather was thinking about getting the Indian Pudding. He looked at the waitress and asked if the Indians were fresh. Not missing a beat, the waitress said yes...but very polite too.
Laughed...oh my how we laughed.
Eat three helpings of Larry Craig a day? No thanks.
SUPER JEWBER!
Is it gauche to tuck the diaper into your collar?
Same rule for women married to Repubicans.
That woman sweats butter.
You&#039;d sweat butter too, if you <a href="http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay\?docid=-2901084295223664703#" target="_blank"> fried a cheesecake</a> and then topped it with whipped cream.
Chicken actually boiled ham. (See &quot;Cheap Chicken&quot; recipe.)
Looks like cocktail hour&#039;s started early today at the Layne Desert Compound!
&quot;A chicken in every pot!&quot; (Pot <i>not</i> included.)
<i>Syllabub: Grate nutmeg into sweetened cider; milk a cow into the liquor ...</i>
Ken&#039;s right; these aren&#039;t so much recipes as elaborate masturbation rituals.
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however, i will not be reading the comments on this post.
How to make a super tuber! You are welcome. <a href="http:\/\/www.foodgoat.com\/2007\/08\/idaho-udaho-actually-its-senator.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.foodgoat.com/2007/08/idaho-udaho-actua...">http://www.foodgoat.com/200...
Please note that this takes a least one gallon of some kind of lubricant like olive oil.
You say it like there is something wrong with that.
Right after the Oxycontin Ox Tails.