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This is apparently going to hang in the reception area of Rep. DOCTOR Dan Benishek's congressional office, to warn visitors he may eat their briefcases and papers and will be wearing a short tie that's just as cheap and ugly as this banner. [ Facebook ]
Delightful Kinko's Banner Warns Congress Office Visitors a Troll Lives There
I bet he has a big US Flag charm along with a gold Tricorne pierced on the entrance to his belly cavern. You know something to look up and watch as he heaves and strains for whatever is paid or forced to suck him off.
From the looks of this guy, if you are there to ask for more cheese fries, you're too late.