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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I bet he has a big US Flag charm along with a gold Tricorne pierced on the entrance to his belly cavern. You know something to look up and watch as he heaves and strains for whatever is paid or forced to suck him off.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

From the looks of this guy, if you are there to ask for more cheese fries, you're too late.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But that "fortune" doesn't follow the "in bed" rule!

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm sure he'll be standing by this "no hand out" policy when he's fund-raising for the next election.

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