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I'm beginning to question whether he is, in fact, a gentleman.

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Chris Coons is a colossal weirdo. I suppose it’s something that happens to them working in Congress where everything is about horsetrading. But, they then become mutants. Who don’t understand normal human emotions or how to think about something dispassionately rather than in what you can trade about it.

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Yes. Coons is one of the ones who has internalized it. And yeah donors, never let that thought be far from your brain.

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And he didn’t even believe in the separation of church and state.

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That cabbage didn't stand a chance.

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Oh, I'm so glad you helped me find that again! I was looking for it before!

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That was a gas can - albeit a big one - tossed, late in the game, on a giant, already-blazing, wickerman bonfire.

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He makes it a challenge, doesn't he?

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She's a pretty nice girl. Someday I'm gonna make her mine...(but i'd better hurry up).

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The Uncanny Valley of satire.

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I could carve a better man out of a banana.

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But remember, every time you eat a vegetable instead of a freedom fry, a liberal celebrates. Sucks to be you.

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Coons should be thankful that he made an ass of himself on a show that no one watches.

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Loved him on the Golden Girls, though...which one was he again? Or was that Designing Women...whatever...she was funny

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It's the only way to fly.

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