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Adam_Reith's avatar

I'm beginning to question whether he is, in fact, a gentleman.

Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

Chris Coons is a colossal weirdo. I suppose it’s something that happens to them working in Congress where everything is about horsetrading. But, they then become mutants. Who don’t understand normal human emotions or how to think about something dispassionately rather than in what you can trade about it.

Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

Yes. Coons is one of the ones who has internalized it. And yeah donors, never let that thought be far from your brain.

Eve Examines πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar

And he didn’t even believe in the separation of church and state.

Retief of the CDT's avatar

That cabbage didn't stand a chance.

Shananigan's avatar

Oh, I'm so glad you helped me find that again! I was looking for it before!

Batty Cat's avatar

That was a gas can - albeit a big one - tossed, late in the game, on a giant, already-blazing, wickerman bonfire.

Marlon Rando  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He makes it a challenge, doesn't he?

Batty Cat's avatar

She's a pretty nice girl. Someday I'm gonna make her mine...(but i'd better hurry up).

Marlon Rando  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I could carve a better man out of a banana.

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

But remember, every time you eat a vegetable instead of a freedom fry, a liberal celebrates. Sucks to be you.

susan_g's avatar

Coons should be thankful that he made an ass of himself on a show that no one watches.

Matt the Hoople's avatar

Loved him on the Golden Girls, though...which one was he again? Or was that Designing Women...whatever...she was funny