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Well, damn. I am living in one of the Craven Eleven, and after reading this went looking for more info. Our information was submitted to the feds a month ago, including DL and partial SSN.

Nice work, ya lizard-bellied, flat-footed, spine-shriveled, flapping-ballsack, nazi-poop-nosed collaborators!

Queen MΓ©abh's avatar

In my previous town, I used to volunteer to drive people to their polling place at every election. I normally only got 2 or 3 people per election...usually senior citizens in wheelchairs (I have a wheelchair lift on my car) or young people who had broken a leg and didn't have a car, or similar situations. The city buses were all free on election days in that small college town.

Once I got a call from a young man who is paralyzed from the neck down (car accident), and who lives in public housing with his mother as caregiver, but the man's electric wheelchair had broken and he was waiting for repairs to be made. It turned out the polling place for him was actually in the main admin building for the apartment complex, and only about 1-1/2 blocks away, so his mother and I PUSHED him up the sidewalk to the office door, and the election workers came outside with a clipboard so he could vote more easily.

If someone can't get to a polling place for any reason, they should contact their local political party office and ask for assistance. They should have a list of volunteers who can transport them.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Just to point out they gave up pretending a long, long time ago and idiots kept voting for them. The US is fucked.

Suzanne's avatar

That photo of Kraken Lawyer Lady and pal could be a screen grab from a horror film, I swear. When I first saw it chills ran up my spine.

Hank Napkin's avatar

ANOTHER CONFESSION

Trump Issues "America 1776-2026" Logo, Marks Death Of Nation

Bupkus231's avatar

Is the term "presumptive noncitizen" even legal? Who makes the decision - the asshole Republican election boards? What are the criteria?

Even if this was challenged in the courts, it's apparent that there would be no decision until after the 2026 election.

paul's avatar

I have a feeling this will get thrown out when challenged in court.

weejee's avatar

From your lips to Cod's ears.

Bupkus231's avatar

I suspect that would be the case, too - but the NC Supreme Court could easily delay a ruling until it's too fucking late for 2026. Maybe someone could get a TRO or and injunction beforehand, but that's iffy, too, in my mind ( even tho' IANAL )

GH Swell's avatar

Even uncertainty suppresses the vote.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Well that explains their split.

Epstein Email Alleges Bill Gates Hid STD From Wife After Sex With β€˜Russian Girls’

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/epstein-email-alleges-bill-gates-hid-std-from-wife-after-sex-with-russian-girls/

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

People have weird problems. I’ve never contracted an STD from a Russian hooker and hid it from my wife. Not even part of it.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Gross. Completely fits the picture I've had of Gates for the past forty years, though.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Trump may be accused of rape in the Epstein files, murdering Americans in the streets, kidnapping journalists, and destroying our economy with tariffs.

But Joe Biden is the real monster for failing to make our lives better.

By Josh Shapiro

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Fuck Shapiro into the Sun- we have the Delta V!

swmnguy's avatar

Oh shit, what did we do now.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Wonderful protest ongoing - looks like the whole State is out there...

Satanic Pancake's avatar

If you have more than two syllables or double consonants in your last name, you're probably an illegal noncitizen, like that notorious Jorge Washington.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

They won’t know what to do with Gwynedd or Owain.

eppe's avatar

The bar is open.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It's time for all of us to walk into the bar.

Richard S's avatar

Is this some kind of joke?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I wouldn't admit it.

Mr Beeep's avatar

When your lt governor is a black nazi, there’s gonna be shenanigans.

Axomamma's avatar

"the guns are a HOLY RIGHT!!!"

You forgot the asterisk.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

That's not an asterisk, that's a bullet hole.

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

Kurt Vonnegut has entered the chat!

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

here is yrrrrrrr

smoking lamp!

it is aglow with a mighty flame of righteousness right nao!

and also too here is yr Hooper nao, too hooraaaaaay!!

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Service guarantees citizenship!

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