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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

He's also a <a href="http:\/\/barticles.blogs.timesdispat...\/2014\/11\/20\/jim-webbs-albatross\/" target="_blank">Confederate apologist</a>, too, so he's got that going for him.

The Quirk's avatar

Christ, that pic scared me; I thought Conan O'Brian had melted.

bobbert's avatar

Remind me who the fuck is Jim Webb?

schmannity's avatar

Did I mention I'm not Hillary?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Oh, Jim ... there you go again.

dslindc's avatar

Dear Jim,

Thank you for your interest in being a candidate; we regret being unable to have any desire for that at this or any other time. It is our hope that your desire to be a candidate will find the best possible home elsewhere; perhaps a game show or something.

Warm Regards, 'Murrica

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Is Ann Romney going to have to cut you, Jim? Being a bland, soulless automoton is Mitt's turf. Step off.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

What with all the clamoring for Webb and Carly Fiorina to be president, I can hardly hear the voices in my head anymore.

PubOption's avatar

His wig looks worse viewed from the front.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's a Webbacle.

Webbutante ?

/needs more coffee

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Webb/Manchin 2016

hey libs, you'll get nothing and like it!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Too many fucking Reagans and not enough brains.

PubOption's avatar

Does this work? Тrig

(I copied the T from a Cyrillic converter.)