To make a point, which is a thing that congresspersons occasionally do, Democrat Constance Johnson, State Senator from Oklahoma, proposed an amendment to the state's personhood bill this week that would render punishable by law ANY sperm that does not enter into a competition with its squiggly brethren to make a baby! The personhood bill, spearheaded by some Republican freaks, is intended to define life as beginning at conception, i.e. a zygote should have all the rights of an actual born human, like being allowed to get married to a person of the same sex in the state of California, ahahhaa. Senate Bill 1433 states that an unborn child "at every stage of development [has] all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state." Johnson's amendment, intended to highlight the insanity of this, essentially states that Each Sperm Must Find Its Egg. Amazing.
<blockquote>Senate Bill 1433 states that an unborn child &ldquo;at every stage of development [has] all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.&rdquo; </blockquote> John Q. Trimester has the right to bear arms, then. I think that&#039;s the only right Oklahoma guarantees its citizens.
Senator Johnson might want to re-submit her amendment, and have the bill designated the Paul Rubens-Christine O&#039;Donnell-Onan Spermatazoal Rights Bill.
Hear hear
Good info...but I&#039;m trying to cut back, thanks.
This is bad news for Bukkake.
<blockquote>Senate Bill 1433 states that an unborn child &ldquo;at every stage of development [has] all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.&rdquo; </blockquote> John Q. Trimester has the right to bear arms, then. I think that&#039;s the only right Oklahoma guarantees its citizens.
Fetus jury duty should be interesting.
Louis Gohmert is one of the best arguments that neither evolution nor creationism is true.
Senator Johnson might want to re-submit her amendment, and have the bill designated the Paul Rubens-Christine O&#039;Donnell-Onan Spermatazoal Rights Bill.