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Or they can just have them killed.

I'm quite sure both THE INSTITUTION and Bo Jo's playacting Russian-billionaire-backed Tory government were hoping the Brexit rabble would "take care of" Archie and Meghan so they could have plausible deniability -- and that's why they weren't willing to offer them security.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

People aren't not working because they'd rather run for president. That was Rubio's excuse a few years back.What's his excuse now?/mic drop

Nicola Leslie's avatar

No fasting required, they just took all day to decide that. I was taken in after being laid low with crippling abdominal pain this morning. They've narrowed it down to my kidneys and decided it's either a kidney stone or an infection. They're running tests, doing cultures and putting me on very strong antibiotics.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Maybe I'll actually drop a lb or 2...

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Kidney stone or infection, don't know which.

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

Um, it has its issues, like HUGE income disparity, HUGE education gaps, and stuff like that. Also, CT has just as many 'burbsters who are trumpanzees as other states. But the pizza here (spelled apizza, pronounced 'a-PEETZ') is to die for. All the other places that claim to have the best pizza are mistaken; it's right here in the 'Have, in Wooster Square.

Zap's avatar

I'm not surprised at all.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

The only point I could get was to raise readership by using Springsteen and Obama as key words.

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Yeah, payday advance sucked even back when, and they're far more predatory today. And let's not forget all the stupid fights that are about other things but were really caused by financial stress.

As for the nym, it's likely to be a shorty. I just threw it up because Dok called us all filthy fuckaducks last Friday and it tickled me.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well, there go bootstraps and character. And don't even get me started on the loss of art that would have otherwise arisen from the suffering. Thanks, Democrats! You just destroyed our chance to bask in the glory of the next Piss Christ.

SterWonk's avatar

Ow ow ow! Here's hoping that works, and that whatever's going on is resolved quickly. 🤞

*Corvid Opera*'s avatar

It is absolutely criminal that a story like Anique Houpe‘s should occur when it is entirely preventable, if people learn empathy and unlearn bigotry, which is possible, or if Dems decide just to keep working for all people, regardless of the disingenuous whining from the R’s (who seem just fine about taking a paycheck with benefits on the taxpayers’ dime).

Sorry for the terrible sentences; not all of us are as eloquent as Wonkette’s writers!

*Corvid Opera*'s avatar

Not surprising, really, but so incredibly sad and morally indefensible.

Wookie Monster's avatar

I'm not really into macramé. Can I keep painting instead?