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Get used to those horizontal stripes, Ivanka.

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Thumbs up for the Bob's Burgers reference!

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Take some pics, send to Turnip, and tell him the wall is already built by you. Offer to sell it to him. He might buy it.

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1. "The Wizard of Oz"2. The Interstellar Hobo (Troughton modeled his character on Chaplin's "Little Tramp")3. The Special Agent4. The Galactic Bohemian5. The Cricket-Playing Gentleman6. The Mad Scientist7. The Chessmaster8. The Romantic Hero (e.g. Lord Byron)9. The Survivor (tough to call; he wasn't in the role long enough)10. The Lonely God11. The Junior Professor12. The Good-Hearted Curmudgeon

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May I suggest:

Storm WarningThe Stones of VeniceThe Chimes of Midnight

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He primaried Cantor. Kinda fucked over the GOP.

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GET YOUR FUCKING FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU PLAN TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE SHOULDER!

If you are, then, please proceed.

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And you can't even fast forward through that shit. I thought this was America! Where's my freedom?

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The rest of us feel the same way. I'm sure we're all better off with this guy's potential progeny locked safely away in his testicles (or tube socks).

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But, but, how could anyone not laugh when "...Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.) claimed Sessions had a “clear and well-documented” record of “treating all Americans equally under the law.”"? HA HA HA hahahahah....

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The way this stuff is shaping up, getting his tax returns would be low-hanging fruit compared to their other numerous crimes.

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In that case, I hope it's Rosie O'Donnell. Or Hillary.

I've always hoped for Idris Elba, but that's not happening because he's going to be the new James Bond.

WHOOPS! ; )

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Tom Baker was the one I always thought of as The Doctor. And then I saw him as the Sea Captain in the "Potato" episode of Black Adder II and said, "Oh, Damn, he's just a damn good actor. Okay, then."

Even so, the rebirth has been fantastic, though I can't watch any more thanks to ... ahem, finances (BBC America costs much Ameros here), but I've been very entertained by David Tennant, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi all the same.

The only one I dismiss ... Peter Cushing in Doctor Who and the Daleks. I even accept John Hurt in the one special. I love Cushing in many other things, but he's not The Doctor and never will be. Sorry.

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Oh he hated John Boyega. He hated TFA, period, cause it killed his book collection of shit star wars books. If he isn't bitching about people trying to PC the Doctor, or no women acknowledging his existence,then he bitches about how Disney ruined Star Wars.

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I'm lucky. In Canada, Doctor Who is carried by Space™ the Canadian scifi/genre channel and is included with most basic cable packages. I wonder if you can stream it, as myself being a Rogers Cable subscriber, I have access to the show online. You might be able to access BBC America's streaming service simply be being a cable subscriber.

Peter Cushing? Radio play?

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