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GSDWarrior®'s avatar

I’m curious.. Elon wears a bulletproof vest for fear of being shot but always has his small son either on his neck or directly by his side. Is he using that child as a human shield? Where is that child’s mother?

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kmblue187's avatar

Big demo in Atlanta yesterday, along with many other states. Keep it up until we get that little muskrat out of government buildings. Then we go after the big orange smirking target.

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Coffee and Chaos's avatar

Yikes! We have so much work to do to rid ourselves of these Nasty Nazi's (who ironically hang out with citizens of Israel? I'm confused) Thank you, Evan. Reading your posts always makes me feel a little bit better. Less nausea and my eyes don't roll back in my head so much. Keep it coming, sir!

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

So many right-wing blowhards just LOSE THEIR SHIT at the concept of “unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats” who have power over things. Someone needs to make a highlights reel of all of them saying it, and play it on loop next time they try to say Elmo is a “special government employee.”

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BlueSpot's avatar

Someone needs to modify the shit emoji, put Trump's hair and Hitler's mustache, and Musk's nazi salute on it, make it stand for the symbol of MAGA.

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Karen Krebser's avatar

At this point I'm down for the National Guard to show up en masse at every single Federal facility and sweep these assholes (led by human face-shart Elon Musk) out and straight into prison. Like, literally, get the folks with guns out there working for the people, and station them at all Federal Facilities for, say, a year maybe while all Federal employees come back to their jobs and fix whatever these douches broke.

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Dina's avatar

And if there's no one who isn't in on the Big Coup to direct them to do this, maybe they should become the "organized militia" and take the job on themselves to protect the country and Constitution they vowed to protect.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I wrote to my Congressman, Dan Goldman, and to Senators Schumer and Gillibrand, and shared with them a little piece of my mind. #Resist!

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Dyna Moe's avatar

Elon— Fuck off to Mars. No one on Earth likes you.

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Zen Gali's avatar

Since 2015, when Pumpkin Tits rode down his gold-plated elevator from the Heavens, I have been saying that this was ultimately all going to boil down to whose side our military chooses. I have seen nothing to dissuade me of that belief.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Good luck for us, Elon and his little Doggies hit the VA.

The military loves when assholes fuck over veterans.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"Which, quite frankly, any outcome here that doesn’t end up with both Trump and Elon living in a maximum security prison is a defeat for the United States of America."

I'm sorry - I'm to the point that if those two don't face the death penalty, it's a defeat for America. The right has been all about the idea that treason is a reason for death - so, perhaps we should take them at their word, and impose the death penalty ( no matter how repugnant ) on their Constitution violations and their law-breaking.

Ya thin MAGA might be a bit peeved of this was possible?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

My fantasy: the judge who issued the injunction against further fund-freezing, which is being blatantly violated, orders Elon to show cause why he should not be held in contempt. Elon refuses to show up at the hearing. The judge sends marshalls with a bench warrant, and in the shootout between the marshalls and Elon's security, Elon is killed resisting arrest. Let the MAGAts explain why that is unacceptable this time.

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Dina's avatar

And we can then say, "Maybe he should have just complied!"

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Garnet's avatar

Many thanks to the Wonkers who recommended the 5 Calls app. It is really easy to use, the the short issue point reminders keep me focused and help keep my language appropriate. I have been recommending it to everyone in my small but equally pissed off circle.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

who was the tall bald guy standing behind the speakers yelling 'preach' and other cool inserts while they were ramped up (mostly in the first part of the rally?

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kmblue187's avatar

I'm watching Rachel every night, she's such a comfort. Last night she explained how efforts by King Orange are being thwarted by decent Americans, now if we could just get Musk banned from government buildings of any kind.

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Lady MS's avatar

Congresscritter not returning phone calls, so it’s back to my default snarkcard strategy. Find it way more fun than an email, knowing (from experience) that every postal employee from here to DC will get to read my rant.

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Squibsquab's avatar

Love this. I’ll try that approach with my Congresswoman.

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Jude's avatar

Is Musk violating law? It seems so. creating unlawful access to individuals’ private data; unelected unauthorized surrogate acting for the president; sequestering funds authorized by Congress; barring members of Congress from entering a government building; massive conflicts of interest; not filing a waiver re: conflicts of interest; directing government employees to act in a way detrimental to individuals, agencies, non-profits, service providers.

What would it take to have him arrested? Is there a statute of limitations on his violating terms of his original visa?.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Check with Tom Homan about that statute of limitations thing. Just don't tell him you're talking about a white person.

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

“What would it take to have him arrested?”

1. A Time Machine

2. A Democratic President who is more concerned with justice than civility and norms.

3. An attorney general who isn’t a Republican plant.

So, good luck.

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Lib's avatar

I am so pissed at Amy Klobuchar right now. Why the fuck is she voting to confirm Trump’s nominees!?!?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I am equally pissed at Elissa Slotkin.

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Jude's avatar

Don’t distract her! She’s busy being deeply concerned.

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Lady MS's avatar

Likewise Fettermanchin.

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