This Jesus Guy: "Go love one another. Help your brother. It's what I want." Fundamentalist 'xtian' Wackjob: "See he said go judge one another, pretend you see demons in your brother. Feel thyself persecuted by all of those false-brotherly demons."This Jesus Guy: "No, no that's not what I said at all."Fundamentalist 'xtian' Wackjob: "Uh huh it is, if I rearrange all of the letters that's what it says."
@exinkwretch- I had a long-time friend who taught in a little school district out on the plains East of Colorado Springs Springs. He tells of seeing bumper sticker saying focus on your own damn family. He would also tell of guerilla prayer gatherings when school sanctioned prayer was outlawed.And of having to reenculturate students who came into the district from home schooling.
There was (and still may be) a movement by fundie Evangelicals to become chaplains and "save" the troops to make an Army of Jesus. Really brought down the tone of military chaplaincy.
Feng Shui!
This Jesus Guy: "Go love one another. Help your brother. It's what I want." Fundamentalist 'xtian' Wackjob: "See he said go judge one another, pretend you see demons in your brother. Feel thyself persecuted by all of those false-brotherly demons."This Jesus Guy: "No, no that's not what I said at all."Fundamentalist 'xtian' Wackjob: "Uh huh it is, if I rearrange all of the letters that's what it says."
Jesus Christ, there you go quoting the actual god-bothering book. True Christians(tm) have no time for smarties like you.
No kidding. The mezuzah's haven't helped me a bit
@exinkwretch- I had a long-time friend who taught in a little school district out on the plains East of Colorado Springs Springs. He tells of seeing bumper sticker saying focus on your own damn family. He would also tell of guerilla prayer gatherings when school sanctioned prayer was outlawed.And of having to reenculturate students who came into the district from home schooling.
And they are all Republican.
Good explanation. Not that I knew any of that, at all.
"I don't have time to read the Bible. I'm too busy doing God's will."
Van Helsing still out there working for the Vatican?
The whole mess is a tempest in a pee pot.
Try the prime rib, it's to die for.
Half a dozen heads in the refrigerator.
Try a couple of these guys
He sounds like a dream date for Ann Coulter.
There was (and still may be) a movement by fundie Evangelicals to become chaplains and "save" the troops to make an Army of Jesus. Really brought down the tone of military chaplaincy.
Sense was the last thing I wanted to make with that substitution.