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bobbert's avatar

and the bartender says "Hey, Darrell! Hiya, Trey!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'll go ahead, just for the theater of it. Faux News will spin it in their favor, no matter how badly they fuck it up and look like jackasses.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More likely by Twattering. None of her thoughts require anywhere near 140 characters.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nothing ever does. And yet they persist...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't forget the skates.

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fuflans's avatar

HA! nancy DOES have a sense of humor!

and you go rep elijah. a nation turns it's weary eyes to you.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You're never gonna give this up, are you?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Too bad Al Franken is in the Senate.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lets them look right through a problem, without seeing it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No Coke -- Koch! Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi.

FIFY

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Teabagging Republicans can serve a full term without realizing it ... or caring.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Torches, pitchforks, and now garden shears? I'm gonna need a utility belt.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe if the Rethugs start feeling less afraid of the RWNJs, they'll get back to doing their jobs? Hey, a man can hope...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's such a cross examiner.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So the Democratic minority is actually going to put up a fight? For reals?

Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

These Benghazi committee assignments are just a distraction from Benghazi.

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