As every other "serious GOP candidate" but Mitt Romney decides they don't want to lose to Obama next year, Rick Perry has been sitting in his office in Texas wondering if maybe this is the way God is telling him to run for president. After all, Rick is a white Christian of the approved Tex-American variety, while Mitt Romney is a spooky Obamacare Mormon from liberal Taxachusetts. The problem for Rick is that
Rick Perry looks like he shoots about as well as Palin and borrowed her jeans to try. BTW, the Breitbart tourist who dropped by is an elderly Bachmann supporter. He can probably be talked into supporting anything that sparkles. Rudy G has a chance.
So will <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=exPrpu_jigs&amp\;feature=player_embedded#at=130" target="_blank">Perry push Palin around</a> on the campaign trail too?
A lot of people here in Central Texas have long heard the rumors about Rick Perry&#039;s alleged bisexuality. <a href="http://www.opednews.com/tho..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.opednews.com/thoreau022704_texas_gover...">http://www.opednews.com/tho... <i>A politically-connected attorney in Texas told me he has known about Perry&#039;s gay side since the 1980s. And two district judges in Odessa told him that the rumor was always there when they served in the Legislature with Perry.</i>
The commercial kitchen I work out of does catering and has done many events for the Governor. One chef from the kitchen was at one of the events and told the catering manager, a middle-aged gay man, that Perry had been eying the good-looking ladies. The manager replied, &#039;Oh, he&#039;s been eying the good-looking men as well.&quot;
Perry running with either Palin or Bachmann would be the greatest political comedy in decades. Perry also has a number of financial shenanigans behind him as well.
Perfectly acceptable Bacon. Here in Austin few folks have love for Rick. Between his $10,000 month rental house, his lack of ability to address the $15 billion budget shortfall and his arrogance as a person, many of hope he joins the Presidential election foray. Once America learns how much of a shit stain Rick is, we hope he&#039;ll go to work for Faux news as their resident goat fucker.
Dick Parry - The coy one
Rick Perry looks like he shoots about as well as Palin and borrowed her jeans to try. BTW, the Breitbart tourist who dropped by is an elderly Bachmann supporter. He can probably be talked into supporting anything that sparkles. Rudy G has a chance.
So will <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=exPrpu_jigs&amp\;feature=player_embedded#at=130" target="_blank">Perry push Palin around</a> on the campaign trail too?
A lot of people here in Central Texas have long heard the rumors about Rick Perry&#039;s alleged bisexuality. <a href="http://www.opednews.com/tho..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.opednews.com/thoreau022704_texas_gover...">http://www.opednews.com/tho... <i>A politically-connected attorney in Texas told me he has known about Perry&#039;s gay side since the 1980s. And two district judges in Odessa told him that the rumor was always there when they served in the Legislature with Perry.</i>
The commercial kitchen I work out of does catering and has done many events for the Governor. One chef from the kitchen was at one of the events and told the catering manager, a middle-aged gay man, that Perry had been eying the good-looking ladies. The manager replied, &#039;Oh, he&#039;s been eying the good-looking men as well.&quot;
Perry running with either Palin or Bachmann would be the greatest political comedy in decades. Perry also has a number of financial shenanigans behind him as well.
That price tag is actually attached to Perry to show how much the NRA and the oil companies bought him for.
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Had not seen it in some years, but it was hard to forget.
Perfectly acceptable Bacon. Here in Austin few folks have love for Rick. Between his $10,000 month rental house, his lack of ability to address the $15 billion budget shortfall and his arrogance as a person, many of hope he joins the Presidential election foray. Once America learns how much of a shit stain Rick is, we hope he&#039;ll go to work for Faux news as their resident goat fucker.
well, perry vs. palin would be a pretty cool cage match.
He was actually kicking out the other 49 states, because they weren&#039;t Real Merkins(TM).
Whether voters prefer reality, or fantasy.
OK, I know -- same thing.
Followed, as usual, by the inevitable Days of What the Fuck do We Do Now?
Another Texas governor?
You didn&#039;t exactly see Democrats trying to nominate more Georgia governors after Carter, did you?
Something like <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ViswBS1Q-_E" target="_blank">this</a>?