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Warren's avatar

“Everything dies, yeah baby that’s a fact. And maybe everything that dies with Epstein one day comes back. Cause ICE blew up the Chicken man in Arlington last night, and ICE blew up the Antifa too.”

Menotsure's avatar

There was a rule for Republican Speakers of the House called the Hastert rule. It basically said that if a bill would pass, but would do so without a Republican majority, it would never be allowed to come to the floor even if a substantial number of Republicans thought it to be a good bill.

It made attempts at crossing the aisle to get good things done very difficult.

Once Hastert's sins were known it just became business as usual, but without attribution.

Dang's avatar

Adios means “to God.”

My Spanish is awful but ¡Arde en el infierno! seems more appropriate

Mavenmaven's avatar

What's with these wrestling coaches, bad politics, and "diddling" of students?

Joe Christmas's avatar

Hastert and. Jordan rules

Major Kong's avatar

I thought he'd died years ago.

Pere Ubu's avatar

He was Snake Plissken?

Vesper's avatar

There shouldn't be a statute of limitations on molesting children. What sort of society says if you got away with a crime for long enough, you got away with that crime?!

Sojourner44's avatar

I'm sorry, but all these Republicans have exhausted my store of bad names.

Enter Ranting's avatar

I'm confused. Dennis Hastert was a drag queen?!

tehbaddr's avatar

Welp, I guess I now have to catch up on The Sunday Talkies with Mora.

JenTheFriend's avatar

I met Hastert once and asked him about a problem with the public schools about which one of the Chicago newspaper had just printed a front-page story. He said he didn't think it was a real problem.

Major Kong's avatar

If he had taken the Mike Johnson approach he would have said that he hadn't heard about it nor read the story.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

@Brewjew308 30m

Gulf War Veteran Timothy McVeigh, imprisoned for mishandling explosive material, passed away peacefully overnight.

Warren's avatar

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Sister Artemis's avatar

I don't quite get this?

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

It is a reply to the news reports failing to mention why Hassart was paying hush money.

zzyzx's avatar

Judge: Nothing is more stunning than having ‘serial child molester’ and ‘speaker of the House’ in the same sentence

DJT: Hold my beer

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

How had he not been pardoned yet? Was he broke?

gallbladder's avatar

Check didn't clear.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Always structure your illegal transactions so you're provided for after you get out of prison.

Warren's avatar

The Dan Rostenkowski Survival for Politicians Course at Eddie Vrdolyak College. “School Motto: Never Talk to Alinsky, Royko, or Terkel”