We can't tell you how glad we are that this next story is not about guns. Instead, it is about sportsball man and international non-diplomat Dennis Rodman and poop. You may or may not have heard that Mr. Rodman checked into rehab after returning from his most recent weird trip to North Korea. But according to the
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Soju libel!
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Diplomatic message &quot;I got your corrupt and decadent capitalist sportsball hero right here, Korea!&quot; <b>delivered.</b>
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!
Nice idea, but violates the Geneva Conventions.
<i>... emptied the bowels...</i>
Wait, doesn&#039;t say he emptied <i>his own</i> bowels! Could have been administering a life-saving emergency enema to someone.
Unfortunately every North Korean who came into contact with him will be executed to prevent the spread of Western bowel habits.
Naw, he didn&#039;t shoot anybody while he was there.
But gosh, Rodman always seemed like such a stable, considerate fellow.
Worse, he showed all who asked how he got the name Rodman.
DimSumCity? Some DimCity? Sorry, the SimCity joke still taint there.