"Denny's has apologized to the U.S. Border Patrol for an insulting receipt given to an agent...The receipt, meant for the cook and not the customer...described the order as for the "Border Ass Whole." No, Border Patrol Chief Michael Nicely isn't "outraged" because his agent only wanted a side of border ass. He's outraged because the receipt suggests a conspiracy "to degrade [border agents] or take actions that imply that they will receive a lower grade of service or quality of food." Wait, you mean mediocre food and service at Denny's is a sign you're being degraded? We just call it "lunch."— GREG BEATO
Dennys Introduces New Menu Item
Dennys Introduces New Menu Item
Dennys Introduces New Menu Item
"Denny's has apologized to the U.S. Border Patrol for an insulting receipt given to an agent...The receipt, meant for the cook and not the customer...described the order as for the "Border Ass Whole." No, Border Patrol Chief Michael Nicely isn't "outraged" because his agent only wanted a side of border ass. He's outraged because the receipt suggests a conspiracy "to degrade [border agents] or take actions that imply that they will receive a lower grade of service or quality of food." Wait, you mean mediocre food and service at Denny's is a sign you're being degraded? We just call it "lunch."— GREG BEATO