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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

What makes the apparently egotistical head of DHS imagine that more than 290,000 global news sources are going to print Word One about what his shitty agency is doing or is thinking of doing?

Darth Trad's avatar

No. That was at the friggin' State Dept. The outgoing team were adamant that Bin Laden was going to do something. They were all 'whatevs' and starting rumours that all the 'W' keys got taken off the keyboards. They also issued visas to those Saudi nationals who committed the acts.

Darth Trad's avatar

Well, all the FOX team are patriots and their work is not FAKE NEWS. So they can be excluded from that right away.

arundel's avatar

I despair and give up to an extent, given a choice most Real Heartland Americans would vote for FULL ON FASCISM in a hot second, they wouldn't even think twice. Murders of journalists, like in Putin's Russia, are totally upcoming and on the menu. Fox News is our perverted State TV at this point, and thye will be encouraging the murder of journalists any day now. And our democracy will go down the tubes, because so many Americans have been trained by TV and shit rightwing radio to be full-on hateful fascists. Where Democrats and liberals are the enemy. This is a massive thing that we are ignoring at our peril.

phoenix00's avatar

It's not a "tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy theory" if it's true.

phoenix00's avatar

I'm also guessing they make the whole thing up.

🖤 mikka 🖤's avatar

Dear DHS its call Face... no wait, they already horizontal mambo'd the puppy.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Extraordinary rendition for me then, at least I'll get a ride in a helicopter.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

The only way to stop a bad guy with a uterus, no wait . . .

Arolpin's avatar

Well, I like tall redheaded women, but it doesn't mean that I can't recognize that Idris Elba is an attractive man. (And even if I didn't, my wife and all her friends ensure that I am well aware of the fact.)

Bangkok Taxi's avatar

Read today where our ambassador to Vietnam quit in protest last year when Trump wanted to send Vietnamese refugees from 30 years ago back to a communist lead country.

https://www.mercurynews.com...

george lastrapes's avatar

I like it so much I'll repeat it, and for the legitimate reason that I don't know for sure it passes the violence test, and because it has to do with Journalism, and I want to see it in all caps.NYT headline:

BOLT FROM BLUE MISSES TARGET

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I know she’s Grace, but to me, she’s always Mrs. Poole.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

You needed to,watch the briefing to determine that?

Relativicus's avatar

What you’re witnessing is the first major scandal of the next democratic administration.

Jezzam's avatar

Trump and co have had so much fun watching their flying monkeys attack on command they want to make it easier, while DHS cyberstalks journos. 2 birds 1 (Russian government inspired) database. I say the most influency journos legally change their names to Donald, Erik and Ivanka