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Lil Snot's avatar

Whatever happened to Marcie Jones? Is she still writing for Wonkette? She's terrific!

John Strycharz's avatar

"So we’ve moved past the “papers, please” phase and are now in the “arbitrary arrests and disappearing people” phase"

Say what? Hair Fuehrer and his Sturmabteilung blew past that phase a while ago. Anerica is now in the "summary execution of brown people" phase. Know your current events, centrists!

The Brad's avatar

Yes Brooke. The Truth is worth it.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Brooke. The truth is always worth it. The Truth is Always Worth It. THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS WORTH IT. I'm sorry you had to deal with threats and unreason.

I have told people in my work life and my personal life: I don't care if it hurts my feelings, as long as it's the truth; the truth is always preferable to a lie. Some of them realized I meant that, and they are the ones who are still welcome in my life.

Lil Snot's avatar

The truth is that you and Mecca emit a glow.

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I don't live in the U.S., which is probably why I thought all those things on YouTube which show fictionalized instances of cops stopping motorists on invented pretexts, demanding their ID and registration, then tossing the ID on the ground and sneering, "This looks fake to me" and cuffing them and running them in, while without doubt having a basis in the real world, were, um, uh, hey, scuffs boot toes in the dirt bashfully, at least a little exaggerated.

Apparently not. At least not where the thugs of ICE with their hidden faces and ready trigger fingers are concerned.

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OT Regular readers here, as well as irregular readers, have noticed the Stock Markets have pretty much sloshed around and rehashed for the last 4 months with out really gaining or losing.

Today the Nasdaq is actually lower by a mouse whisker than on June 1. You say "So whut ?"

Yes, but remember gazillions have gone into AI tech, but the rest of tech doesn't seem to have benefitted. That is, IF a stock price is supposed to represent the nature of future business. It is a common practice to rob Peter to pay Paul, if Paul has the money. But it's pretty much going to pay Paul's credit card, and Paul ain't got no money. Ah Capitalism ! Ya gotta love it. Or not. I will give my $.02. Put your stops on. No, really, put them on. You wanna be fancy ass and shit with 2,5 and 10% alerts, fine, but get them on. That's all I have to say about that.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

We're going to need to keep one or two of their warehouses for when this is all hopefully over. Surprise, guys, you're all going in the cage!

PuraVida's avatar

Enjoy that wormy food.

Georgiaburning's avatar

What about those Jade Helm Walmarts?

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

my god, wonket

it just never fucking stops, ugh!

good thing yrrrrr

smoking lamp is nao lit hooraaaaaay!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm so happy I found yet another vape that is not quite empty.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Honestly, if Sergei were still wearing his physical body, I would be low-key nervous for his safety. As a Russian, his skin color wouldn't have attracted attention, but as an extremely outspoken lefty who was a Green Card holder, I would always wonder if the wrong person would see his social media posts, or even just overhear him at the wrong moment.

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Just a reminder that millions of Americans—some minorities themselves—voted for this specifically. America's Pilonidal Cyst promised mass deportations and cruelty, of people with brown skin. They jumped on those promises. All despite the promises coming from a 34x felonious con man sex predator.

This did not occur in a vacuum.

Goin Green's avatar

They would all be fine if gas was $1.99 and rates were in the 3s. Make no mistake... they were, are, and always will be deplorable, they're just broke.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Bread and circuses, etc. Historically, the circuses were the easy part for rulers to provide.

Goin Green's avatar

"Are you not ENTERTAINED?"

Circuses are easy for clowns.

goCatgo's avatar

The "Broke Deplorables" would be a good name for a rock band.

gallbladder's avatar

The vacuum is in their skulls.

goCatgo's avatar

The "Vacuum Skulls." Hmm, maybe.

tek's avatar

𝐵𝑦𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠' 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝'𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 "𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎" 𝑜𝑓𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑔𝑒

.

BUT

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𝐵𝑦𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝’𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡.

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Assholes all the way down.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Cowardly assholes at that.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Sucks to be you Byron.

Goin Green's avatar

Once you kiss the ring...

Russell Jones's avatar

And/or the mushroom . . .

SethTriggs's avatar

Lol what a quisling piece of shit (who also made his bones peddling poison in the Black community)

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

My friend's niece is dating an ICE fucker. Only niece is too ashamed to tell anyone.

My friend ( who came out of the womb screaming "vote Democrat!!!!") related the conversation as thus...

NIECE: Aunt S, I've got a new boyfriend! You'll be so happy he has a,real job!

AUNT S: That's nice, what does he do?

N: um, he works for the government.

A: that used to be a good steady job. What does he do for the government?

N: um, law enforcement?

A: for whom? Which agency?

N:um, I don't know.....?

A: it's ICE, isn't it? You're dating another piece of shit, only this one gets paid for being a violent piece of shit.

N: um, I don't know...? But he's gone for weeks at a time but he really loves me?

A: you're dating ICE.

This goes in circles for a few more minutes until my friend told her not to call her unless she stops dating the enemy.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

"He's a pest controller who performs fumigation in Birkenau."

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

How sadly desperate is Niece Person? Like, there's a lot of guys out there - she really does NOT need to date a fucking brownshirt.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Apparently she's even concerned about telling her fully up his ass MAGA Trumphumping parents what her new man does. They are content with "good government job" and no other details.

pskbh's avatar

She should fear for her life and those of her family. Maybe she does already if she decides to leave the relationship.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Imagine if she said FBI

"He doesn't love you. He's just using you to get to the dog!"

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

“Quick hide Scruffy!!!! The boyfriend’s on his way!!!

SethTriggs's avatar

There are numerous people who lack dignity and proportion, like a common Olivia Nuzzi.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think Olivia Nuzzi's in a class by herself.

Lots of people date assholes. She dated RFK, Jr.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Couldn’t she find a nice crack dealer or a guy who tears off mattress tags? Horse thief?

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

The tattoo artist who worked out of his trunk and had questionable hygiene she used to date is looking like quite the catch now.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Ahem...freelance pharmaceutical salesperson.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Street corner pharmacist is what they say in Harlem.

helenasgarden's avatar

😳

How desperate can you be???

😳

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I've never been that desperate, but seriously! Have some self respect girl!

Crystalclear12's avatar

My grandma used to call that dating judgement as flying around a chicken coop and landing on a pile of shit every time.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

How can you date a person who won't even show you their face?

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Love is blind drunk?

tek's avatar

Meanwhile...

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑃𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠.

“𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑒,” 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I imagine if he actually got the thing built, at the opening ceremonies, the floor would open up, and demons would drag him down into the depths of Hell.

"M"'s avatar

He thinks he's Sylvester Stallone

🙄🙄🙄

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Sly's so much more articulate.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Based on the Coconut Grove nightclub fire code era.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Sarah Winchester’s architectural guidance reborn.

SethTriggs's avatar

Tofu dreg! Tofu dreg! Tofu dreg!

Georgiaburning's avatar

Old Fred would be proud

JustPixelz's avatar

All his apartments and condos should be re-inspected.

42tontom's avatar

Before we feel sorry for this poor architect, let me remind everyone that he willingly agreed to work for Trump.

Cincinnatus's avatar

In French: L'code, c'est moi!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I think he meant to say “I am the choad.”

tek's avatar

ISTR there was some fire code issue in one of his Manhattan buildings..

Donald Laporte's avatar

That's what I immediately thought of. IIRC a guy died.

Zyxomma's avatar

Yes, exactly. That Thing refused to install sprinklers in the Trump Tower ceilings, because they offended his esthetics (as if!), and a tenant died in a fire.

"M"'s avatar

How do so many of us New Yorkers know this story and so many people west of the Hudson do not

😑

42tontom's avatar

goo goo g’joob

Crystalclear12's avatar

In that case I hope he completes it in time to have a big opening gala event with all of his friends and family in attendance.

Noma Larkey's avatar

'Towering Inferno' has entered the room.

gallbladder's avatar

You're a LOT of things fuckface, but the law you ain't.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Let 'em. Then demolish all of that shit as soon as Sharty croaks.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I'm guessing the 'stairs to nowhere' was likely the first tip off.

Lois Henry's avatar

Roving gangs of thugs with guns. Paid with our own money. There's a picture. I'm so white I'm almost transparent and that won't serve me one little bit. They aren't out there to 'protect' anybody, but rather to bring us to heel, quivering in fear. Why? Who profits? Are human souls just game pieces now in obscenely monied corporate pastimes?

pskbh's avatar

Yes. One must have a soul to recognize one.

Daniel's avatar

"Are human souls just game pieces now"

I think it's been like that for a long time in other parts of the world. Gogol it.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I was not ready for that look. It shook me to my core.

helenasgarden's avatar

You're raising him right. 👍

42tontom's avatar

*cowers before judgy stare of Lewis*

Goin Green's avatar

I have a buddy who can say fuck 4 times in a three word sentence.

You two should meet.

It'd be a fucking blast!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Especially with Li'l Feller making the drinks.

Russell Jones's avatar

Wonkette: Looking good, Lewis!

Lewis: Feeling good, Wonkette!

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'𝐇𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧!' 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 '𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤' 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐉𝐫.

Unlike Hunter Biden, yeah?

SethTriggs's avatar

Murc's Law is Cruise Control for Cool!

Cincinnatus's avatar

Situational ethics.

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Just a friendly reminder of how Nazi Tom Emmer was all in going after Hunter Biden and how he's flipped when it comes to Señor Snort!

L - Tom Emmer in 2024 on the House subpoenaing Hunter Biden.

R - Tom Emmer today on why the House shouldn’t investigate Don Jr: He’s a private citizen.

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mw7e7ourgc27

Daniel's avatar

Leaving Biden aside, he directly profits from his father's decisions regarding business and finance regulations, and has been put in charge of his father's businesses. He's not "a private citizen" except for tax dodge purposes.