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zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

my god, wonket

it just never fucking stops, ugh!

good thing yrrrrr

smoking lamp is nao lit hooraaaaaay!

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I'm so happy I found yet another vape that is not quite empty.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Honestly, if Sergei were still wearing his physical body, I would be low-key nervous for his safety. As a Russian, his skin color wouldn't have attracted attention, but as an extremely outspoken lefty who was a Green Card holder, I would always wonder if the wrong person would see his social media posts, or even just overhear him at the wrong moment.

SethTriggs's avatar

Just a reminder that millions of Americans—some minorities themselves—voted for this specifically. America's Pilonidal Cyst promised mass deportations and cruelty, of people with brown skin. They jumped on those promises. All despite the promises coming from a 34x felonious con man sex predator.

This did not occur in a vacuum.

Goin Green's avatar

They would all be fine if gas was $1.99 and rates were in the 3s. Make no mistake... they were, are, and always will be deplorable, they're just broke.

gallbladder's avatar

The vacuum is in their skulls.

tek's avatar

𝐵𝑦𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠' 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝'𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 "𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎" 𝑜𝑓𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑔𝑒

.

BUT

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𝐵𝑦𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝’𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡.

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Assholes all the way down.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Sucks to be you Byron.

Goin Green's avatar

Once you kiss the ring...

SethTriggs's avatar

Lol what a quisling piece of shit (who also made his bones peddling poison in the Black community)

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

My friend's niece is dating an ICE fucker. Only niece is too ashamed to tell anyone.

My friend ( who came out of the womb screaming "vote Democrat!!!!") related the conversation as thus...

NIECE: Aunt S, I've got a new boyfriend! You'll be so happy he has a,real job!

AUNT S: That's nice, what does he do?

N: um, he works for the government.

A: that used to be a good steady job. What does he do for the government?

N: um, law enforcement?

A: for whom? Which agency?

N:um, I don't know.....?

A: it's ICE, isn't it? You're dating another piece of shit, only this one gets paid for being a violent piece of shit.

N: um, I don't know...? But he's gone for weeks at a time but he really loves me?

A: you're dating ICE.

This goes in circles for a few more minutes until my friend told her not to call her unless she stops dating the enemy.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

How sadly desperate is Niece Person? Like, there's a lot of guys out there - she really does NOT need to date a fucking brownshirt.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Apparently she's even concerned about telling her fully up his ass MAGA Trumphumping parents what her new man does. They are content with "good government job" and no other details.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Imagine if she said FBI

"He doesn't love you. He's just using you to get to the dog!"

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

“Quick hide Scruffy!!!! The boyfriend’s on his way!!!

SethTriggs's avatar

There are numerous people who lack dignity and proportion, like a common Olivia Nuzzi.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Couldn’t she find a nice crack dealer or a guy who tears off mattress tags? Horse thief?

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

The tattoo artist who worked out of his trunk and had questionable hygiene she used to date is looking like quite the catch now.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Ahem...freelance pharmaceutical salesperson.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Street corner pharmacist is what they say in Harlem.

helenasgarden's avatar

😳

How desperate can you be???

😳

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I've never been that desperate, but seriously! Have some self respect girl!

Crystalclear12's avatar

My grandma used to call that dating judgement as flying around a chicken coop and landing on a pile of shit every time.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

How can you date a person who won't even show you their face?

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Love is blind drunk?

tek's avatar

Meanwhile...

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑃𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠.

“𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑒,” 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑

JustPixelz's avatar

All his apartments and condos should be re-inspected.

42tontom's avatar

Before we feel sorry for this poor architect, let me remind everyone that he willingly agreed to work for Trump.

Cincinnatus's avatar

In French: L'code, c'est moi!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I think he meant to say “I am the choad.”

tek's avatar

ISTR there was some fire code issue in one of his Manhattan buildings..

Donald Laporte's avatar

That's what I immediately thought of. IIRC a guy died.

42tontom's avatar

goo goo g’joob

Crystalclear12's avatar

In that case I hope he completes it in time to have a big opening gala event with all of his friends and family in attendance.

Noma Larkey's avatar

'Towering Inferno' has entered the room.

gallbladder's avatar

You're a LOT of things fuckface, but the law you ain't.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Let 'em. Then demolish all of that shit as soon as Sharty croaks.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I'm guessing the 'stairs to nowhere' was likely the first tip off.

Lois Henry's avatar

Roving gangs of thugs with guns. Paid with our own money. There's a picture. I'm so white I'm almost transparent and that won't serve me one little bit. They aren't out there to 'protect' anybody, but rather to bring us to heel, quivering in fear. Why? Who profits? Are human souls just game pieces now in obscenely monied corporate pastimes?

Daniel's avatar

"Are human souls just game pieces now"

I think it's been like that for a long time in other parts of the world. Gogol it.

helenasgarden's avatar

You're raising him right. 👍

42tontom's avatar

*cowers before judgy stare of Lewis*

Crystalclear12's avatar

Yep, I feel judged.

Goin Green's avatar

I have a buddy who can say fuck 4 times in a three word sentence.

You two should meet.

It'd be a fucking blast!

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Especially with Li'l Feller making the drinks.

Russell Jones's avatar

Wonkette: Looking good, Lewis!

Lewis: Feeling good, Wonkette!

Prometheus59650's avatar

'𝐇𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧!' 𝐆𝐎𝐏 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 '𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤' 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐉𝐫.

Unlike Hunter Biden, yeah?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Situational ethics.

josephebacon's avatar

Just a friendly reminder of how Nazi Tom Emmer was all in going after Hunter Biden and how he's flipped when it comes to Señor Snort!

L - Tom Emmer in 2024 on the House subpoenaing Hunter Biden.

R - Tom Emmer today on why the House shouldn’t investigate Don Jr: He’s a private citizen.

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mw7e7ourgc27

Daniel's avatar

Leaving Biden aside, he directly profits from his father's decisions regarding business and finance regulations, and has been put in charge of his father's businesses. He's not "a private citizen" except for tax dodge purposes.

Oy!'s avatar

Indiscriminate coordinated ICE arrests in New Bedford MA too. They are just sweeping up people to fuck with.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/23/metro/new-bedford-ice-immigration/

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Those thirsty Scots left too soon.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

OT: ​In yet another chapter of "Everything Trump Touches Turns to Shit," NY Giants QB Jaxon Dart will undergo season-ending knee surgery.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I saw the slo mo replay and it was bad. Not the worst we've ever seen but it could end a season.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

I don't want to make light of a serious injury, but I feel like "harbaugh!" is the noise someone might shout if they got hit on the field like that.

Goin Green's avatar

We've been dissappearing people for a long time now... it's the "arbitrary" that's new.

Even though it's not really "arbitrary" if you think about it.

Miss Grundy's avatar

What makes you think that the latest crop of journalists know anything about journalism? All they seem to want to do is be on television and compete for a book contract. Independent media is doing a better job of journalism, like this here mommy blog than those people.

Goin Green's avatar

Journalism vs. Media vs. Influencers/AI content creation...

Three TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS that are often conflated.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Was reading that after shooting the guy in the back a few times in Texas the ICEsturmabteilung removed him from the hospital and took him to a private facility. When contacted, the agency initially told the press that the victim had "refused treatment."

With the victim in severe pain, and with a bullet in his back that couldn't initially be removed due to proximity to his spinal cord, the feds eventually took him back to the hospital.

This morning I read that a young man in Illinois was accosted in a case of what the ICEsturmabteilung said was "mistaken identify" of a "suspect." They roughed him up and after learning he was a U.S. citizen left him on the side of the street. Bystanders called police and paramedics responded to take him to the hospital.

Again, the ICEsturmabteilung said that the victim "refused treatment." So, yeah, just leave a bleeding and injured person lying on the ground.

There need to be Nuremberg-style trials and sentences like those handed down for the guilty.

Bobathonic's avatar

Since ICEsturmabteilung is too long, I just call them Stasi.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Well, it could easily be shortened to a word that rhymes with what football teams often do on fourth down.

乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

Xllation : Falcon Kick :: ***t punt…

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Just like the blind man with health issues and who spoke almost no English the Ice fuckers left at a New York Tim Horton's, after closing, at midnight, in the middle of winter, miles from his home, in street clothes, because "that's where he asked to be dropped off."

You cannot convince me that was not a straight up murder.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Sadism is addictive if you’re not careful.

Goin Green's avatar

It's an old tried-and-true play from the Nazi play book... let uneducated, disgruntled, bipolar white men live out their dominance fantasies for your cause and benefit.

Goin Green's avatar

It was in a recent WAPO article that many of the current recruits are bipolar and/or suffer from other mental disorders, so they are quietly shit-canning a lot of them. And the dude in Ohio is using severe bipolar disorder as his defense for shooting someone. I guess I just threw it in because it seemed to fit.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

While I’m absolutely horrified at ICE’s Nazi behavior (and they are firmly in crimes against humanity territory and they need to be dragged into international court), the thing that makes me crazy are the happy chirpy little fuckers on the news talking about this shit (if they talk about it all) like it’s all just fucking ducky.

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Thanks Brooke. Horrible that we got to this point