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jqheywood's avatar

Anyone?

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MissusBarry's avatar

Wow, and I thought that dude who's citizenship got held up in a security check for a couple years because of a student loan default got boned.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Because the cops could hear him destroying evidence from outside the door.

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fuflans's avatar

when i was first introduced to the clash, they were a fab punk band ten years past their heyday and it was artistic hipster cool (though 'hipster' hadn't been invented yet) to be a clash fan.

now, they are entirely necessary.

how did we come to this?

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Fartknocker's avatar

Ferris Bueller?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't think the head of the Department of Education should have read the recent book by Ann Coulter.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Turns out the young woman was in the house the whole time. The skills she learned at Jedi University let her wave off the SWAT team with a simple "This isn't the deadbeat you're looking for."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What fucking country did I wake up in today!?

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