Who are those creepy masked guys with guns kicking holes in your door before dawn? Here in America, giant corporations don't pay taxes, but the Department of Education now sends in SWAT teams to beat up student loan defaulters and their families. If you haven't made your minimum loan payment lately, make sure to sleep with your clothes on. Aren't you glad you took that 8am stats summer course that cost you $800 per credit?
Wow, and I thought that dude who's citizenship got held up in a security check for a couple years because of a student loan default got boned.
when i was first introduced to the clash, they were a fab punk band ten years past their heyday and it was artistic hipster cool (though 'hipster' hadn't been invented yet) to be a clash fan.
Turns out the young woman was in the house the whole time. The skills she learned at Jedi University let her wave off the SWAT team with a simple "This isn't the deadbeat you're looking for."
Anyone?
Wow, and I thought that dude who's citizenship got held up in a security check for a couple years because of a student loan default got boned.
Because the cops could hear him destroying evidence from outside the door.
when i was first introduced to the clash, they were a fab punk band ten years past their heyday and it was artistic hipster cool (though 'hipster' hadn't been invented yet) to be a clash fan.
now, they are entirely necessary.
how did we come to this?
Ferris Bueller?
I don't think the head of the Department of Education should have read the recent book by Ann Coulter.
Turns out the young woman was in the house the whole time. The skills she learned at Jedi University let her wave off the SWAT team with a simple "This isn't the deadbeat you're looking for."
What fucking country did I wake up in today!?