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sarafina's avatar

You really don't understand how politics work. Considering I'm a Dem in a red state, I wouldn't follow you, but I will follow her. Grow a brain.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

He just wants someone to love him for his slobbery self and to take that silly bib off.

Moar Wordz's avatar

Yep, is MOST ridiculous.Hate when people dress up their pets like people though they may be as smart or smarter than some people, but it usually makes them uncomfortable. Or so I've found. They have fur, don't need bibs even if they drool er'where.

Mintie's avatar

I spent the night catching up on Dr. Who and fretting about developing a cold.

george lastrapes's avatar

I would be proud to vote for Newfie. President Newfie has a distinguished ring to it, right? I'd bet he's housebroken, and that would be a welcome change. If not so already, he could be easily trained to leave other people's crotches alone. His hair looks--natural! No combovers, and it is an actual human hair color!I could go on and on, But I think you might agree that a balanced ticket is the key to Dem success in 2018 and 2020- the Newfie/Grumpy Cat ticket, say?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I was hoping for a bit of MST3K-style Shadowrama riffing. Imagine my disappointment.

cleos_mom's avatar

The one on the right would be the better one to share a beer with.

cleos_mom's avatar

We could do worse. And have.

cleos_mom's avatar

Sooner or later, we're all going to get tired of maternaleffing 'moral victories.'

Any day now.

Petunia Cat's avatar

I agree. The tell-all books 10 minutes after he’s dead are going to be interesting. 💊💊💊🚬💸😡🎩🗣🧠🗣🧠🗣🍆🍊🤡🤪

Petunia Cat's avatar

Especially from sharks.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Exactly. That’s why we FANTASIZE about things like Democratic Congress people sitting next to dreamers whispering and sniggering. To mollify our souls. And then the next day, when I’m actually writing this, turn back to all the incredible fucking lies Trump is telling and all the damage he’s doing. #NunesCarterPageMemo

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

And one bit Phil Bronstein, Sharon Stone's ex-husband, on the foot.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Was he Karving his initials on the Komodo Dragon with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush?

Jen's avatar

What a STUPID article this is. I'll never get those lost minutes back.