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bobbert's avatar

This <i>is</i> the paper that pointed out that Stephen Hawking would have died if left to the terrible services of the NHS.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That's as Lois we can go.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

... It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die...

YES! I want to go to the toilet...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Malcolm in the Muddle.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who knew Wilford Brimley could write?

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SullivanSt's avatar

IBD: WND with stocks. At least, I presume from the title they occasionally talk about stocks. I don't know, the WND shit keeps me away.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

He was likely in charge of administering the Thorazine that caused those vacant stares

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