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I do wonder how often you have to punch it out of there to clean and oil it, then re-patch the wall for the eleventeenth time. And of course you'd want a couple or three guns on each floor of your house, because you never know which room the jackbooted IRS/ATF/UN thugs will invade... that's a lot of punchin' and plasterin'.
And this is why most retailers have a "do not resist" policy when it comes to robbery or theft in addition to a "employees will not pack heat". They don't want the liability of an employee taking a shot at a robber and hitting a bystander.
Also, the shot would have to pass parallel to his back, impinging on the dead squirrels in his vest but not hitting him above the buttocks, before turning to pepper his ass in what looks like a right-left trajectory.
Talk about your speedy police investigation... from the Nevada shooting, where good-guy-with-a-gun Wayne Burgarello blasted away at two bad-people-with-blankets he found sleeping in a vacant house: &quot;Devine had been shot five times, including one shot that struck him in the head. Wilson was shot in the leg and the stomach, but she was able to flee to contact police.&quot; . . . <i>Three months</i> later, police arrested Burgarello on charges of first degree murder and attempted murder.
Yosemite Sam, of course, says he was just standing his ground. What part of &quot;stand&quot; don&#039;t these numbskull gun nuts understand?
I do wonder how often you have to punch it out of there to clean and oil it, then re-patch the wall for the eleventeenth time. And of course you&#039;d want a couple or three guns on each floor of your house, because you never know which room the jackbooted IRS/ATF/UN thugs will invade... that&#039;s a lot of punchin&#039; and plasterin&#039;.
No love for Husqvarna?
And this is why most retailers have a &quot;do not resist&quot; policy when it comes to robbery or theft in addition to a &quot;employees will not pack heat&quot;. They don&#039;t want the liability of an employee taking a shot at a robber and hitting a bystander.
Also, the shot would have to pass parallel to his back, impinging on the dead squirrels in his vest but not hitting him above the buttocks, before turning to pepper his ass in what looks like a right-left trajectory.
Semi-automatic, my ass.
He did however miss the gerbil.
It&#039;s why they call it an arsenal.
stand your jelly
preferably a McCulloch or STIHL
For Debbie, I&#039;m thinking a Sawzall with the dildo attachment.
HVSWYDT.
Oh, Jesus. I hope they throw the book at him, but unfortunately nothing will make the random bystander stop being dead.
Very British of you, mtn_.
Norsk isn&#039;t that bad, but Finnish is plain crazy.
Just not <i>The Sun</i>.
Talk about your speedy police investigation... from the Nevada shooting, where good-guy-with-a-gun Wayne Burgarello blasted away at two bad-people-with-blankets he found sleeping in a vacant house: &quot;Devine had been shot five times, including one shot that struck him in the head. Wilson was shot in the leg and the stomach, but she was able to flee to contact police.&quot; . . . <i>Three months</i> later, police arrested Burgarello on charges of first degree murder and attempted murder.
Yosemite Sam, of course, says he was just standing his ground. What part of &quot;stand&quot; don&#039;t these numbskull gun nuts understand?