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Spurning Beer's avatar

John Tesh?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

True -- but it might be your <i>ultimate</i> destination.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Not unless they are basing their physics on Genesis.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's always the ones who protest the most who do exactly what they protest.

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bobbert's avatar

No shit.

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bobbert's avatar

It's the gorilla dick that weighs 500 pounds.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'd go with the Somali guys -- they have more experience driving around in desert hell-holes. (And their Toyota pickups can carry a ton of luggage.)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

My hope is that Phyllis Schlafley will be treated by history the same as Bull Connor and George Lincoln Rockwell now are.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What a way to talk about your mother! Just wait until your father gets home!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And then you just kissed those college recommendations goodbye.

In school there were always teachers who opposed the more reactionary policies promulgated by the administration. They were never obvious about it, but if you paid attention to the subtexts in class, you could pick them out. If you could get to them and convincingly demonstrate that you were serious about the issue, you would sometimes discover support and help from unexpected sources.

You had to be careful not to overplay your hand with them, though, and you had to be mindful of what these sources were risking by helping you.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

...hooking up with a white girl (strikes three, four, five, six, and seven.)

FIFY

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>You</i> start.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

...and why they died out. *sniff*

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Dispatcher should have said, "Kismayo."

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<strike>Big</strike> Dji boo TAY!

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