Welcome to another Derp Roundup, the feature where we collect all the stupidest stories that we couldn't find a spot for and dump them in a junk drawer for you to sort through.
When immigrants become citizens, they frequently register to vote right after the ceremony and the family photos. Mysteriously, they all register as Democrats. It's just one of those inexplicable things.
Frisbee golf? Can&#039;t even come close to <a href="http:\/\/www.houstondiscdogs.com\/karma%20good%20dog.JPG" target="_blank">disc dog!</a>
As <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087843\/" target="_blank">Max Bercovicz</a> would say, <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087843\/quotes\?item=qt0551538" target="_blank">&quot;What a yutz!&quot;</a>
&quot;In exchange for their lobbying efforts, the groups receive generous tax write-offs and federal grants and funding.&quot;
That&#039;s an impressive amount of stupid, wrong, and ignorant to pack into just one sentence. The fact that they&#039;re supposedly lobbying &quot;on behalf of the EPA&quot; is just gravy on the cake.
Somebody should put her and Cheney at a table, and get them to talking about stuff. Even the flies on the wall would be horrified, and I wouldn&#039;t want to be one of them, but the recording would be epic.
Ever since the latest poll showing that Congressional teabaggers are less popular than Ebola, Donny&#039;s been yelling about it -- it&#039;s yet another thing from Africa that&#039;s destroyin&#039; our freedumbs.
Israel doesn&#039;t seem to need a whole lot of baiting.
When immigrants become citizens, they frequently register to vote right after the ceremony and the family photos. Mysteriously, they all register as Democrats. It&#039;s just one of those inexplicable things.
Maybe they could get some of the graphics folks at Fox to work up a graph?
Rush Limbaugh is the human embodiment of Ebola.
You mean like <a href="http:\/\/lilacrosseleague.com\/" target="_blank">here?</a>
Frisbee golf? Can&#039;t even come close to <a href="http:\/\/www.houstondiscdogs.com\/karma%20good%20dog.JPG" target="_blank">disc dog!</a>
I am thinking more of <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BztVgr5yuYw" target="_blank">badminton?</a>
As <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087843\/" target="_blank">Max Bercovicz</a> would say, <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087843\/quotes\?item=qt0551538" target="_blank">&quot;What a yutz!&quot;</a>
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
&quot;In exchange for their lobbying efforts, the groups receive generous tax write-offs and federal grants and funding.&quot;
That&#039;s an impressive amount of stupid, wrong, and ignorant to pack into just one sentence. The fact that they&#039;re supposedly lobbying &quot;on behalf of the EPA&quot; is just gravy on the cake.
Somebody should put her and Cheney at a table, and get them to talking about stuff. Even the flies on the wall would be horrified, and I wouldn&#039;t want to be one of them, but the recording would be epic.
I&#039;m trying to see the downside there, but . . . nope. I got nothing.
Ever since the latest poll showing that Congressional teabaggers are less popular than Ebola, Donny&#039;s been yelling about it -- it&#039;s yet another thing from Africa that&#039;s destroyin&#039; our freedumbs.
I&#039;ve spent some time trying to come up with a snarky remark, but I will just upfist you instead.
Billions and billions of percent.
Must see TV!